You bristle at the “lifestyle” since that focus-group-tested term was dreamt up by movement conservatives in order to more easily marginalize LGBT people.

The whole argument is something that would’ve gone over well in the early- to mid-1990s.

Exactly.

Yes, La’Porsha, let’s accept the “differences” and “treat each other with respect” even when “respect” means I get to “respect” the fact that you see me as a “dirty filthy fag who’s going to hell.”

You’re so right.

Oakland is garbage. What the fuck even is there?

No one likes snow.

I grew up in MN. There is no “nice” weather.

Oh god.

Agreed. Seattle is way too low.

I’d like Harper SOOOOOOOO much more—and he’d be my MLB Boyfriend™—if it wasn’t for the FUCKING MORMONISM.

Her sentence should be doubled for the only reason that she unleashed these horrendous pictures on the world.

Parents are the worst.

We should ALL remember that Johnson is also husband to the repellant—and scandal plagued!—charlatan Michelle Rhee.

Snyder. Jfc, I want to put it on a plate and eat it.

My god that man has a beautiful ass.

I’m just trolling you. Relax!

Whoa.

Relax!

Why is this going on and on and ON!