To be fair “kid” is PR speak for “an overprivileged man child who is periodically lionized in the press, leading to massive ego inflation and concomitant poor decisions.”

Omg, the hair dye!

Agreed.

I would bang approx. 100% of the Cavaliers.

Nor should they. And inadvertent disclosure like that—to a media organization, no less!—is not privileged in any way, shape, or form.

In the future, someone is bound to write a historical tome about the death of late-20th Century conservatism in the second decade of the 21st Century.

Hmmmm, the street vacation is not the end of the arena saga, believe me.

So true.

Why has the tech press spent years performing cunnulingus on Ms Mayer?

Oh god.

“SHAKEN!: How I Failed as an NFL Quarterback but Discovered the Lucrative Scam of Separating Rightwing Christians from their Money!”

You mean the correct way is not to send unsolicited, quite soon after meeting?

“A starfish selfie.”

I’m going to assume the lubricant was orphan’s tears, or the ground up remains of Egyptian mummies, or something that caused pain to/was made from the poor.

Even if you could, think of the axle!

It’s “Seattle Central Library,” not “public.”

Agreed.

Dude! I agree! It’s “US,” not “U.S.”

So true!

You know, when this stupid POS came out I was like, “who in the fuck wants this? What’s the damned use case?”