To be fair “kid” is PR speak for “an overprivileged man child who is periodically lionized in the press, leading to massive ego inflation and concomitant poor decisions.”

Omg, the hair dye!

Agreed.

I would bang approx. 100% of the Cavaliers.

Nor should they. And inadvertent disclosure like that—to a media organization, no less!—is not privileged in any way, shape, or form.

In the future, someone is bound to write a historical tome about the death of late-20th Century conservatism in the second decade of the 21st Century.

Hmmmm, the street vacation is not the end of the arena saga, believe me.

So true.

“SHAKEN!: How I Failed as an NFL Quarterback but Discovered the Lucrative Scam of Separating Rightwing Christians from their Money!”

You mean the correct way is not to send unsolicited, quite soon after meeting?

“A starfish selfie.”

Agreed.

Dude! I agree! It’s “US,” not “U.S.”

So true!

Bryce Harper is my MLB boyfriend™.

If the whole football thing doesn’t work out in future, I would totally dig seeing Von Miller and Manziel in gay porn.

Hey! There is a very nice laundromat in Seattle that serves great martinis while your underwear is drying.

Yes, because what Manziel needs is to be given ANOTHER chance.

The zombie being Jeebus?

No no no no no no.