Uhhh, who the hell has time to make “real” oats? And dirty ANOTHER fucking pan.

It’s truly amazing how much of the GOP leadership can be described as “kooks and charlatans.” I mean, look at these people! Perry? An opportunistic moron who would only do well in a place like TX. Christie? HUGE charlatan. Jindal? I mean, come on! Walker? He’s like a mechanical turk spouting GOP talking points!

In my estimation, Rubio is just the typical “party man.”

This is the story America needs given the impending Trump candidacy.

No problem!

California.

An America in which Boston—and all of MA—was excluded, would be a far better America.

It’s great great GREAT to hear that these evil morons are using modern pharmaceuticals to stay in line with their primitive, inferior, pre-modern “philosophy.”

Does Samer appending a tweet by Magary in the comments of his own post count toward Drew’s contractual obligation?

Why on earth did anyone think this guy was a good idea? He’s a spoiled and overhyped little fuckwad!

Why is it that I don’t feel bad about this coddled little fucktwat?

Don’t make fun of LeBron.

My neighborhood in Seattle is full of the un-pasteurized milk crowd.

My response was both explanatory and venting in nature.

Yes, a batshit crazy bunch of religious wingnuts murder their child through withholding medical attention and THEY’RE being oppressed?

What problem are you seeing?

Most conservatives are not actually “conservative.” Not ideologically.

“And everywhere, there was a creeping sense that maybe things are really, truly fucked for the GOP this time.”

I, too, had professors who marketed the “two pages prefarably one” mandate as being a “help” to their students.

Actually, he was known for being extremely incurious.