“I’m looking at two-state and one-state, and I like the one that both parties like. I’m very happy with the one that both parties like. I can live with either one.”

So I’m looking at two-state and one-state, and I like the one that both parties like. (Laughter.) I’m very happy with the one that both parties like. I can live with either one.

This is what would happen if you put the least capable Frey’s in charge of Kings Landing.

I like the cut of your jib, hollienanner.

I was leaving a mall in Jersey, there are 4 sets of double doors. There was one door open on the far right, with a single file line of five people waiting to go through it one by one because other people were coming in through it. I walked passed them and opened up a another door to leave.

This is what happens when the gays won’t be your stylists/make up artists/designers/etc.... WE WARNED THEM THIS WOULD HAPPEN. lol

CONSPIRACY THEORY:

Aleppo is fake news. Pay it no mind.

It’s not politics. It’s money. Bitch literally bought herself a cabinet position like you or I or any other joe-shmoe would buy a cabinet. She’s so in over her head I’m waiting for the bitch to ask where the drawers are.

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

I am grey and may forever well be, but I am going to make this post anyway, because my beloved (and i do mean beloved) grandmother died friday morning at the age of 94 and i am packing to go to her hometown to her services.... i was her POA and lots of other stuff blah blah blah but in the aftermath of her dying, a…

Oh. Trump certainly can. And if you are just racist enough, you won’t even see the fuckery for the trees.

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

You’re too kind. I’ve been practicing self-care, don’t worry! Last night I got to just turn off my email and watch The Great British Bake-Off. And things are quieting down now that we’ve taken the first steps on our end to do something (can’t say more for obvious reasons).

Duckman, the cartoon that ran on USA in the mid-90s, had an episode with the premise that the cure for cancer had been discovered long ago, but the medical establishment and pharmaceutical companies were suppressing it because cancer makes them so much money.

Jenna: “Once Trump got elected, I was like, I’m going to be here—and comments I got from other people in my life that voted for him, like ‘I don’t understand why you’re even going, it’s not like you can change the presidency.’ And I was like, okay, thank you, because now I know for sure that I’m going.”

I’ve never felt so proud in this moment. To have met so many amazing - huge understatement - people has revived my soul like never before.

Shes a Russian sleeper agent for sure.

Melania looks amazing, but Kelleyanne’s Uncle Sam outfit - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Idiots, that’s who. This isn’t the only thing they’ve done to shit up the neighborhood. Their compost heap reeks but there is little I can do about that.