I had been in a relationship for a couple years, I am divorced with 3 kids, he had never been married. It seemed to be a great relationship, I had been through hell before and this one seemed solid and good. Really, it did. We bought a house together, it was a done deal. We were selling our respective houses and…

Thank you for this link! There is so much amazing here. But this one <chef’s kiss>:

By far my most ridiculous and memorable was when I was walking home from Whole Foods at 10PM with two hands full of groceries, and as I rounded the corner outside Lilia in Williamsburg, I locked eyes with none other than our queen, MICHELLE OBAMA, who promptly scooted into a black escalade.

I immediately stopped in my…

Many years ago near Union Square, I saw a very familiar looking woman who I was certain was a girl I’d met in one of my college lecture classes. It’d been almost a year since we’d last seen each other, so I darted right up, arms out ready to hug her and exclaimed, “Hey!” In that split second, she kinda scrunched up…

“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.”

The fact that he can’t read his own notes properly is giving me anxiety.

Wait, if she’s going before the full judiciary committee, it’s not all male.  Is it a subset?

My husband and I have always said he never really wanted to be president, just all the attention and ratings that come with running, and then got in over his head and now we have garbage fire for president.

I’ve made mistakes in my life but being a domestic abuser is not one of them!

GUYS BETO IS GONNA BE ON ELLEN NEXT WEEK! HES GONNA DANCE ONTO THE STAGE AND INTO AMERICA’S ♥️

I’m so fucking excited to vote for him I can hardly stand it. I was skeptical of his odds, but more and more it seems possible. The enthusiasm for him here in Texas is beyond anything I’ve seen. And the challenge for him isn’t converting Republicans to Democrats- it’s converting non-voters to voters. The enthusiasm…

I prefer pugs who can’t run.

Because the truth matters when I have a book to sell.

Worth it.

The only non-Republicans who won last election cycle were the bars and liquor store owners.

Any time someone uses the word “freedom” you know they are about to talk about anything but.

It’s like “family values”, you just read the name and immediately think, “oh boy, here we fucking go...”

Wow.

Not only a new program name, but also a warning.

You’re in luck. We don’t do that anymore!