I’m surprised you’re still with us frankly.

Killed by hitmen hired by Williams-Sonoma.

At this point, I think we’re all rather relieved that it’s going to be the water that will kill us, and not a global thermonuclear war..

I have direct experience on this issue. It is Hotel California blasted on repeat at 2:45 AM when your idiot college housemate gets home from playing keyboards in his shitty blues band at a biker/meth bar. Hotel California both sucks and is extremely long, and hearing it for the third time in a row makes manifesting…

I have one of these! I live in a 500 sq ft. studio, and my dining table seats 2 with the leaf down. If I have company, I scooch the coffee table over, flip up the leaf, and seat 4 people (though realistically, 3, because that is the number of dining chairs I own).

well sir that’s a HIPAA violation but since it’s our shithole president, who cares.

Hire a fake kook doctor, you get a fake kook doctor.

In this case, it was just in the name of John Geddert’s ego. He didn’t even have any international-grade elites til Jordyn Wieber, just a raging hardon to get them by any means necessary. He’s an asshole.

I have been thinking the same thing, in relation to the Karolyis — that they were being mentally and physically abused on the mat and then sexually abused by the “doctor” in charge of mending them. Are there ANY adults that were actually trying to protect these women? The more we find out, the less it seems there…

I’d venture a guess that the vast majority of hyper-elite (i.e. Olympians) athletes go through some pretty fucked up mental abuse throughout their careers.

Would it help if I told you the story about my aunt getting in trouble with the secret service for throwing a whole cooked ham at Dick Cheney?

Apologies if anyone has already posted this.

Harry’s father was the more handsome of the two dads as well.

He is the King of Dirty Looks. Can’t imagine where he gets it.

The one lynx didn’t accept the other lynx’s invitation on Lynxed-in. Lynx are big networkers.

He looks like the hippie you’re not supposed to follow to a second location.

Tiny Houses—Water Prison Edition

Step 1: Find a pontoon boat. Under 4 grand all day long for a massive one
Step 2: Find a shed, as lightweight as possible
Step 3: Bolt shed to pontoon boat. Install cheap chinese outboard
Step 4: Paint whatever is in your soul on the side of it.
Live the dream, Anchors Aweigh, Shipshape and Bristol fashion!

Even so, does he think there is alternative programming? Because this is like paying for premium cable but only getting the fucking shopping network... and for some reason you can’t turn the tv off.

So, this has nothing to do with anything in DB (apologies in advance), but...I’m quitting drinking. I’ve been thinking about it for a few years, and it’s finally time to pull the plug on it. Nothing crazy has happened, but I’m just tired of my energy being sapped constantly, of bruising too easily, and of not being…