Watched it again still hoping it ended with “and that’s why I’m officially running for President in 2020.”

A friend of mine who shares my chronically single status once said that whenever she starts feeling bad about being alone, she spends more time hanging out with her heterosexual female friends who are married or living with their significant others. Their stories about being the primary…

Ugh. Everything about how we (meaning society) approach this whole relationship “goal” is so fucked up. We should all just be leading our best lives. If we happen, along the way, to find a person we want to share that life with, fine. If not, not. It should never be the goal of life. The goal should be living a…

And maybe engage in a few scare tactics like they do. Republicans try to convince voters that liberals are coming for their guns? You tell them that Republicans are coming for their health care, their pensions, and their social security. They’re against a fair pay for a day’s work. They’re protecting the companies…

It’s been interesting watching Twitter after the press conference. All the reporters are talking about the Russia Hacks or the fainting episode or anything but the two solid minutes where Obama lambasted them for running with the hacked email narrative for 6 months then wondering why it was such a big deal.

This is one of my fave shirts that I own, this story just makes me more proud to wear it

“Hold Me Closer, Tiny Hands Sir...”

The price of one’s birth, one’s inclusion in a society, and one’s rights is simple: Fight to make the world better.

I’m from Pittsburgh, so I’ve seen what that SOB has done first hand. He also drained his kids trust fund to keep a shitty conservative newspaper in business, so we can see what kind of man he truly was. And you’re right, the whole Heritage Foundation connection made me puke. I really had no idea how ingrained he…

Cannot recommend that book enough if you want to be terrified and pissed the fuck off at the same time. Great read.

The problem is the people refuse to learn from their mistakes. Sam Brownback turned Kansas into a conservative’s wet dream - but all those lower taxes caused was a drop in state revenue, a plummeting credit rating, and massive cuts in government services like schools. And the people of Kansas watched Brownback knock…

I don’t put it past him to try to sneak some bullshit legislation through at the eleventh hour (hell, I expect it). But this is still really good news! I’ll worry tomorrow, today I am celebrating :)

Gotta bust in here real quick: Pat McCrory has finally conceded. Democrat Roy Cooper is taking his place as governor of NC!

Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me! Oh God, I AM THE CLOWN! Oh, what a world!

Don’t do that. You might wake up as stupid as these people and no one needs that.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

So Newt is a Ferengi?

I’ll be sorely disappointed if Trump TV doesn’t have a morning show called Fruit Loops with Billy Bush.

If there was a way I could just stay drunk until election day.

But the current Pope sounds like he would almost be a pretty good POTUS.