I hope she describes it by saying, “he has the sexual prowess of a tranquilized panda.”
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Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.
He’s such a straight shooter. Respected on both sides.
Lovett is a real-life Chicken Little, isn’t he?
We get it, Sean, she wouldn’t fuck you. Get over it.
Also bear in mind, none of these ranchers, the Bundy’s included, want to own the BLM maintained land. They just want it returned to local control, i.e., towns and sheriffs.
If you try to exit the airplane before it’s your turn.
“If you’re black and you haven’t been successful in the last 50 years, it’s your own fault. You’ve had every opportunity, it was given to you....but if you’re white and haven’t been successful, it’s totally because of blacks and Mexicans”
Can somebody please tell NC cops that a book in the hands of a Black man is a metaphorical weapon?
If it is Martin Sheen I will eat my hat, I will eat your hat, and I will eat all the Stetsons in Texas. That is how much I need President Bartlet to remain good and pure.
Poor take on middle names. I go by my middle name and I’ve been asked more times than I care to remember why I don’t go by my first name. This is a stupid question. I go by my middle name because that’s what my parents chose to call me. It’s not like I had a say coming out of the womb or anything.
David Fahrehthold is one of about 5 reporters in this entire country who didn’t fall asleep during "Intro to Journalism." The amount of effort he has put into investigating Trump's charity claims has been truly impressive.
“You know what I mean.”
The blue curtain at the back of the ballroom in the Trump hotel just collapsed, taking down some American flags with it.
She looks like a Pez dispenser.
“I’m very strong, very strong. I could lift... I could probably lift very heavy things. Definitely lift very heavy things. I could press a bench if need be, perhaps curl something if I needed to. And, frankly, I’m probably one of the strongest candidates for president there ever was. Stronger than Teddy Roosevelt..…
Florida is also in talks to send a fruit basket...
Yes!
Don’t forget the kicker: when Dr. Oz asked about his exercise regimen, he apparently said he considers giving campaign speeches sufficient exercise because he waves his arms around.