I think Kate Moss might be in this too.

In an interview he complained about how his business has been impacted. What an asshole.

I’m already writing copy for their reality show:

And you know very well that the anti-abortion fuckwads will take this as a “victory” and feel as thought they’ve been vindicated, as if they were right all along.

I said it elsewhere, but this is the reason I stopped watching the show. Fuck these fat-shaming garbage people.

Excuse me: the new House Speaker is clearly A Gestating Fetus With A Gun

I imagine the weight of a gun would make certain cheerleading moves rather difficult, if not impossible, but that’s the price we pay for freedom!

Don’t do this. I can’t afford more children.

I didn’t see that! I did see John Boehner put his hand on Cool Pope’s back and was relieved Cheeto dust didn’t leave a print on his robe.

“My brothers, show no partiality as you hold the faith in our Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory. For if a man wearing a gold ring and fine clothing comes into your assembly, and a poor man in shabby clothing also comes in, and if you pay attention to the one who wears the fine clothing and say, “You sit here in a…

The Medicis would say: “yes, of course, now get the fuck out of my way.”

You know what else is about "the character of this nation?" Keeping your religious bullshit to yourself. Stick it, lying traitorous bitch.

Hi, randilyn. I have loved your posts here for a long time.

We in Asheville are glad this got picked up by Jezebel. The “apology” on the coffee shop’s website says they will donate all of their profits for the year to Our Voice, the rape crisis org. mentioned in the article. Our Voice published their statement on the situation today, and it is perfect. Here’s the beginning:

Come now, no reason to bring my boyfriend Liam into this!

Asheville is awesome. Asheville and Charlotte are the reasons North Carolina is a swing state. I live just over the Tennessee state line, less than an hour from Asheville, and our downtown has modeled itself on Ashville and brought in some their restaurants. It makes me so happy.

Where are they getting that it was a fake bomb. Even the fucking police, teachers and administration admit that he was nothing but consistent in saying that the thing was a clock.

So this is where we are in 2015: the most serious and thoughtful dialogue on public policy is emanating from the podium of a professional football team, and the most obnoxious displays of ignorant boasting are coming from the debate stage of one of the two major political parties.

Area woman prepares for Obama to steal her gun, “would like to see him try”

Every single time I see him around children, I have the exact same thought. He’s in his element when he’s giving inspiring speeches, but 10x more so around kids. When he retires he should just be World Dad. He already has the jeans.