I WILL CLAW OUT YOUR SOUL FOR PUTTING ME IN THIS GETUP!

Chief Osceola can eat a butt.

My wheelchair frenchie Bunny stole the show...

Jimmy Fallon?

(googled for ‘shark eating hipster’, the internet provides)

As a non-hipster W’burg resident, all I can say is that it’s BRILLIANT that the L isn’t bringing MORE PEOPLE to the hood on the weekend. (And as an adult with a car who is also close to the G, no train when I don’t have to go to work doesn’t really bother me at all) The hipsters have moved on - they live in Bushwick…

Saw this on twitter, but it bears repeating:

Pfft. He obviously never learned that discussing fine California champagne is the best way to get in a girl’s pants.

What if Captain Obvious is an Army Captain? Then he would be Major Obvious.

I did read that. I love how you can see on the film that they are crying. It’s so genuine and heartfelt.

My father recently passed away and we were not close. I considered him a peripheral figure in my life at best. When a long-time friend offered her condolences, I thanked her but kind of brushed it off saying we weren’t very close, to which she responded “But he’s still your father”. I wanted to say, did your father…

if you want to have your mind blown, check out this examination of estranged parents forums. these people are evil:

I can’t even imagine.

Thanks for this piece, Natasha. For me it’s my Dad who I had to blacklist. I still get really tired of people who tell me “but but but he’s your Dad”. So what. He was no father. Sometimes being a Dad merely boils down to getting someone pregnant, and I resent being made to feel like I’m in his eternal debt because he…

This sounds almost exactly like when my brother and I did modeling for a local department store’s catalog. (My godmother was working for their marketing department at the time and reached out to us.) It was a pretty similar set up—we had to wake up early, they didn’t keep us on set for too long, and we were paid…

“Free is good, but ‘Free, plus you cut me a fat check’ is how things work around here.”

And our best man

I’m gonna tell you this now, because my wedding is so recently passed and I wish I had known these things. CUT THEM OUT. I wish I had the balls to cut those girls out that were being difficult, because if they are difficult during the palnning of the wedding and events previous they will be twice as difficult the day…

I’m having 5, and anyone who thinks that’s “too many” for me needs a hobby.

You and I both are thinking it! It has actually made me quite sad for myself, which is like very self-pitying. Like are my friends not good friends? But I know that in the end, maybe they're just not "wedding people" because they have been with me through some very tough times lately in a way that has been much more…