These fucking guys. I got the “no one will ever love you more” from one guy and recently got “you’ve just lost the only guy who loved you” from another. I’ve decided to be single for the foreseeable future because clearly I haven’t fine tuned my asshole narcissist radar.
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Ugh. We need more transparency in the White House. Look at FLOTUS keeping secrets from us.
“ain’t nothin’ like a good piece of ass”
Aww I missed the original post! Here’s our customised Sylvanian Families bear and cat. I painted the animals and hand sewed the tiny clothes and made the hipster glasses. Unfortunately neither the staff not photographer realised the specs should actually be over the cat’s eyes... Also you can’t see the veil. They’re…
We didn’t have a cake topper. At the time, it never occurred to me that such options were available. I was also way more focused on the “groom’s cake” (which was really the bride’s cake because my husband knew it was happening regardless) - which was, in true Steel Magnolias style, a red-velvet armadillo cake.
MY OVARIES
Oh god, ok, Jon, have all of my love, not just most of it.
If she has children with Joe Magniello, we won’t be able to look directly at them. Like the sun.
Except that anyone who has ever watched Say Yes to the Dress already knows the Pnina bride down to a T:
We got married on a tall ship, and my husband’s father gave us his boat, a Chris Craft replica he made with his own hands, as a wedding gift. So our wedding had a wee bit of a nautical theme. My husband made this cake topper.
My husband and I met in college at University of California Santa Cruz and their mascot is the banana slug. We thought it appropriate that our likenesses were slugi-fied on our wedding cake. My husband’s goatee and my classes set off the differences between the two (also my husband is very tall and I rather short and…
I am a wedding planner by trade, but after 40 weddings last year, when it came time to order/design/select a cake IDGF anymore. Husband and I love Adventure Time, found this design minus the wedding theme, and sent it to a local baker known for her work with fondant with the request that she make it wedding-y. A month…
Not afraid to admit I know most of the fountains in my neighborhood for which ones use the right mix, right amount of ice (for non-self service), and so on. A rough list would be:
My husband had to restrain me at a Disney World counter-service restaurant, where we waited in line to order for FIFTEEN MINUTES, and the people in front of me STILL had to lingeringly peruse the menu board which had been plainly visible to them for FIFTEEN MINUTES (did I mention we’d all been standing in front of it…
I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…
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Star-crossed lovers!
Okay seriously how do Iran and the GOP not get along? They see eye to eye on everything except Iran having nuclear weapons.