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I've been to a lot of weddings, mostly those of strangers, because of various things I've been doing for the wedding/reception venues.

I was an event coordinator and was witness to a bunch of taffeta draped train wrecks.

When the music ended at the close of our reception, which was a fabulous time, my very drunk stepfather decided that the gay wedding guest my equally drunk mother had been mauling on the dance floor throughout the night should be the target of his Italian ire (how dare anyone go near his woman!!!). So he found him in

Hat-Themed wedding.

My uterus hurts from that story. This won't win the prize but I'm sharing anyway.

They're too old! (Especially him.)

For what it's worth, all parties involved just come off sounding a bit crabby.

Elizabeth, why haven't you warned them? You know what your countrymen and women are like!

Yay! Cos that was actually our first date. All we had done before was chat online and Skype.

That and calling it an OKCupid Date (or even a "date") is sort of mislabeling it. They had been together for a month and a half before they took the trip. I don't feel like it's still "an OKCupid date" once I've been seeing someone for a month and a half.

BLASPHEMY those two are TOTALLY DIFFERENT NEIGHBORHOODS.

If you're gonna throw scare quotes around their "reporting," shouldn't you be throwing some around your own as well for publishing obvious urban legends, along with the actual incidents, without confirming first?

If ABC had reached out, they would have known that since the story ran, we've learned more, and that things are still developing on our end. It would have been a tougher interview.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Do you have long arms? I have long arms that increase the distance my little muscles have to move me and it makes me feel like I'll never be great at them.

It's on US, Jon Hamm, to show EVERYONE what a healthy sexual encounter looks like.

"I love sexually harassing women! But I didn't sexually harass this one!"

why do we refer to 20 year old grown adult men as kids. He is not a kid, he is a grown adult who is showing no regards to his own situation. He is under investigation of raping a girl. Maybe yelling fuck her right in the pussy isn't the best idea.

So which is it? You guys were all upset at Jameis for fucking her inappropriately in the pussy. Make up your mind, people!