I have an IT company, and a friend joked that I must have hacked into his phone (because I knew something that he forgot he told me, apparently) I am a totally rational and level headed person, and I...well....kind of flipped out about it! I wrote probably like 2 or 3 texts along the vein of "I would NEVER do that!",…

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

YUP! He totally said that, less than five minutes after literally saying "I shouldn't even talk on this issue."

What you're not getting is that this is a ploy. It's not a coincidence that they're suddenly "okay" with OTC birth control right after it was mandated that employers have to include it in their employees' health coverage. Republicans haven't had some sort of change of heart. It's not about women's health—they've…

"There, there. Eat your slut-lozenges, Sweetie. Vote Republican, and there's more where that came from."

You don't put bacon crumbles in your cereal?

Don't get me started on how Taco Tuesdays is racist*. What other enlightenment can I receive from FOX today?

Fox Hosts Agree: Foreign languages aren't real. They're just speaking jibberish to make us feel like jerks.

"Sweetheart, just be J Cutty." - Jay Cutler, looking in the mirror, slowly brushing his hair before he leaves the locker room for the press conference.

Alas, no partner at hand. But I don't need a partner to have sex. :)

I won a $200 blender yesterday, and I got a raise. Bring on the margaritas!

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

Not to be a party pooper, but let's not be too sanguine about the Pakistani army's ability (or willingness) to correctly identify the perpetrators of a crime that happened 2 years ago.

after his death, Marc Maron ran an interview he did with Robin Williams right after Robin got out of rehab after his relapse on his WTF podcast. Maron is also a recovery alcoholic and addict and maybe that helped Robin relax but he gives maybe the most earnest interview I've ever heard him give. Everyone who is…

okcupid has the same abbreviation as oklahoma city because they are BOTH TERRIFYING WASTELANDS

the dirty filmmaker (for those of you following along with this saga) and i met on tinder (my first actual tinder date ever!!!) and i knew i wanted to see him bc he asked what i was doing, i told him i was at the one direction concert, and he messaged me back 10 minutes later saying "i took a quiz to see which one i…

Well Known Scumbag Defends Other Well Known Scumbag

He obviously loves kids. It's so cute!

I was thinking the same thing! I had a huge period accident when I was 15 or 16 and this dress reminds me of it.

(Also, thank you Mr. White who immediately understood what was happening and asked me to stay behind after class for a minute, thereby letting the guys go by, then calling out to my friend who had a jacket…

I once fed a raccoon a pop tart while sitting at a bus stop. The dude just took pieces of it from my hand. That was a chill ass raccoon.