Also: the most startling and absurd statement in the Court's opinion isn't that corporations are people, or that they matter more than women. It's the implication that if something is important to the government, it should pay for it. THAT IS FUCKING HUGE. The fact that the CONSERVATIVE justices suggest that the MOST…

Again, fuck off.

So depressing, yet so unsurprising. It's always, always the procedures affecting women's reproductive systems that the religious organizations/businesses are hot to regulate. This is made even more blatant by avoiding discussing blood transfusions and other procedures. If Hobby Lobby was trying to regulate some…

If there was a drinking game based on doing shots every time Bradley coughed up a ball or made a poor pass, we'd all be quite piss-drunk

Amen. The US looked uninterested, and I think Bradley is psychologically damaged.

"Hi! I'm Michael Bradley! My head looks like a circumcised penis. But rest assured, I play like an uncircumcised one: ugly, flaccid, and something you're embarrassed to bring out when it really counts."

Maybe if Bradley could possess a simple fucking pass every once in awhile, that'd be greaaaat.

update: through half 1, Michael Bradley still playing like shit

So you're saying there was a second biter?

So I had a flock of gay men and straight women at the house to talk about ole Dempsey here last night. The conclusion we came to: He is only attractive in motion. You freeze frame anything, and it goes right to hell.

I wonder if he's on Twitter.

Every single one of these articles (this post included) needs more of the Italian team in their Dolce and Gabbana suits. (Click here for the gallery because I love you all and want you to be happy.

You UNDERSTAND too.

Well at least you all were willing to help her, just not able to! That's funny, hahaha.

My dad died two years ago this past Friday from Parkinson's. From when I was in sixth grade until I graduated from college, he and I did not have, it is safe to say, a particularly good relationship. He and my mom divorced when I was 11 years old, and I spent most of my teenage years hating and/or avoiding him. Things…

That's what bothered me most. Clinton was trying to bury the supposed hatchet or build some camaraderie, at the very least, and all Palin can do is speak to party lines and he-said, she-said nonsense. Real or rigged, it's terrifying that Palin was ever considered to be that close to such a high office.

Truly the Sophie's Choice of our time.

"Thou shalt not carry thy babe in thy arms, but affix it to the hem of thy garments."

Our chihuahua/pug is the greatest puppy. He talks and sings and will shove his head under a blanket and flail his legs when he wants belly rubs. He barks sometimes, but let's be honest. That UPS man might be trying to kill us. We don't know.