For Jeb: “Do you ever meet an Iraq war veteran with PTSD or the family of a soldier who lost their life fighting in Iraq, and realize that your family, your brother, made that happen? And can you sleep at night with that knowledge?”

Sadly, these Republicans just don’t seem to care. They shut down the damn government. You think a Supreme Court nomination struggle is going to shake them?

My dude cousin is one of my besties. Still not sure how we ended up so close since we grew up so far way from each other, but getting to be a groomswoman at his wedding is still a thing that can bring me to tears. There is something about being blood, and being able to step back from the whole family and see that you…

POS who spewed hatred and discriminatory views throughout his time on the bench. I seriously would dance on his grave. Our country is better without him.

Unemployed roommate who hid the rent receipts from us so we wouldn’t see that she wasn’t paying the rent and saddling us all with late rent fees. Somehow called AT&T to have long distance calling installed on my account and racked up $350 worth of calls. Spilled a drink onto my laptop that I let her use to find a job…

Late to the party... Scalia is dead. That’s established (hooray!). Now, who do you all think Obama nominates? I’m guessing he nominates a moderate Latino with amazing qualifications. That way, the Republicans shoot themselves in the foot by refusing to approve a Latino and kill their chances of winning the general…

Why exactly would knowing where the Oval Office is be a qualifier? Dick Cheney knows where it is too. Love you Hillz... let’s trot out some stronger points of your resume.

Can Patrick Stewart be any cooler? I seriously don’t think it’s possible.

Check out Jamey Johnson — exactly the same story of songwriter unicorn. Just years ahead of Stapleton.

The bacon gods will not be pleased. Their outrage will rain down fiery drops of grease. Their anger shall shake beds of kale throughout the nations. They will litter the front doorsteps of vegans with beef jerky. And finally, they will send in Guy Fieri to make everyone salads.

What for fuck’s sake is coconut bacon?

Thanks for clarifying this since I was really outraged when I read the first comment. I now understand why the police would have taken pictures on the street. I’m glad the police were following the correct protocol for the victim. That said, I think the police could have told a concerned citizen like Hijo why they…

Can you imagine... (that song makes me cry too)

“chucklefuck” is the most apt description I’ve seen to date. Thanks.

Not even one question about wolves?

So your sarcasm-o-meter is set at zero apparently.

Not sure if she should fire her stylist or her wedding planner, but someone was asleep at the wheel. This was a serious oversight—and its not like she’ll ever get married again!

Kind of shocked she didn’t have a 3rd post-ceremony dress. Some of my friends who had piddly $50,000 weddings pulled that move.

This needs all the stars.

If this is true, a life dream I never knew I had just came true.