Had no idea that Vinny Testaverde had a son with the same name, was very confused at first as to why you listed him as “Vincent” instead of “Vinny” but not confused about his inclusion because I’m 99% certain that current-day 55-year-old Vinny Testaverde is at least as competent as any of the other QB’s already…

The problem there is that that robs us of a completely different kind of end-of-game drama. What happens when a team marches down the field and scores a go-ahead TD / FG with like 40 seconds left? They use their “make it, take it” on that one, and we’re screwed out of watching trying to get 45 yards in like 30 seconds…

I can only speak for myself, but I feel like the brunt of people brunt of people enjoying the Brown’s still sucking is directly related to how much (unearned) hype they had and how much shit they talked through the summer and preseason. I was happy for Browns fans at the end of last season to finally have some…

The biggest difference between Kelly and other NCAA-to-NFL flame-outs is that unlike Saban, Spurrier, and even Petrino, when Kelly went back to the NCAA the stank from his NFL tenure went with him. Saban was an abject failure with the Dolphins but since returning to the NCAA has won 5 national titles with ‘Bama and…

Those 2 TD drives featured a whole lot of Isaiah Irving and Aaron Lynch at the OLB position instead of Mack and Floyd as well as 2nd stringers Roy Robertson-Harris, Nick Williams and Abdullah Anderson on the D-line in place of Hicks (left with a knee injury, hopefully not bad), Goldman, and Nichols (inactive for the…

Ball is snapped and I’m screaming at the TV about the missed false start, stopped complaining pretty quickly...

Actually I kind of hope that she does appeal her termination. The shit that’s already come out makes it virtually impossible that she’d win her job back, and an appeal would likely lead to an even deeper dive of an investigation which would undoubtedly bring to light even more disgusting shit from her past and make it…

This is the considerably-less-douchey corollary to the single-flyer early-booking strategy of booking the middle seat in an empty row in the hopes that other travelers (presumably flying together) will avoid picking the window and aisle seats so that they can get an entire row to themselves. 

When the next hurricane actually destroys the Superdome, thus leaving the Saints without a place to play in New Orleans for a lot longer than it took to clean it up after being an emergency shelter, it’ll be much easier to move the team to wherever optics be damned

I’m about 5'7" myself so here I am, a full grown adult, just being absolutely towered over by this 10-year-old boy. Every fucking game I’d get asked if I had his birth certificate on file; every other time I was asked about birth certificates it was 100% driven by racism (i.e. implying that we were cheating by using…

I coach youth lacrosse, and 7 or 8 years ago in DC I had a kid in my program who was roughly 6'3", 240 lbs at 10 years old. Yes, that fucking massive at only 10, not a typo. I found out mid-season that he was Bruce Smith’s 1st cousin, suddenly it made sense

Andrea Luck

I give it about the same length of run as the AAF, i.e. 2/3's of a season before abruptly folding and telling every player that his contract is void

So she got held back a few years, no need to hate

They’re trying to portray him as a leftist because part of his insanely racist manifesto was (and I’m paraphrasing what’s been reported elsewhere because I have no desire to actually read any of the dumb shit he wrote) about how climate change is real, which is all well and good until you get to his solution of killing…

Until about a year ago I had spent the prior decade+ living in DC where $1500 will get you either a studio or a junior 1-bedroom apartment (600 square feet or under either way) about a half mile from the nearest metro stop, I’m with you in having no fucking clue what Michael’s gripe is

We must stop the glorification of violence in our society, this includes video games that are now commonplace.

Matt Stafford is a more personable / less resting bitch face Jay Cutler. Swap them and does either team do any better or worse during the time their tenures in the NFC North overlapped? Highly doubtful

Isn’t that just Barstool?

Fortunately, unless you have either a time machine or a heretofore undiscovered recording, that’s probably not a real concern