While I applaud the idea behind it, in reality a campaign to get everyone to answer “non-citizen” would be nothing short of disasterous. The whole reason that Donny Dumbass and his racist cronies want the question on the census forms is so that they can do an even better job of gerrymandering states to keep…

“Bone apple tea” got me good

I mean he learned a lesson, just not the right lesson - he learned that adults will beat his ass, so best go after kids

Eating before grocery shopping is truly A+ advice. One of the dumbest things I’ve ever done, well maybe not one of the dumbest because I’ve done a lot of dumb things but really dumb nonetheless, was getting baked before going grocery shopping...

I used to be in the “shave during shower” camp, then even that became too much of a chore so I joined the “grow a beard and never shave again” crowd. I haven’t shaved in years at this point, I just go to my barber every couple of weeks to get it trimmed / cleaned up

My wife and I like to joke that hiring someone to come clean our place once a week was easily the best (and cheapest) form of marriage counseling we could have possibly found. 

That’s the thing so - how exactly would you go about proving that the claim is false, even if it is? “We told the drivers” seems like a convenient after-the-fact claim in an attempt to cover their asses because there’s not really any way to prove or disprove it, there’s no record or paper trail just BK’s word against…

That would presume that he is sentenced to serve them consecutively, which unfortunately seems highly unlikely

Congratulations on being able to copy and paste, you’re still misinterpreting what the rule is actually saying. If you kick out a guys legs with your foot while simultaneously getting the puck with your stick it’s not an incidental play that doesn’t warrant a penalty. The fact that he sticks his leg out while going…

I used to flip people off, but now I also just go with the thumbs up. Flipping people off tends to make them angry, which can (but thankfully has not happened to me) lead to road rage incidents, giving someone a thumbs up when they’ve clearly done something wrong makes them feel like the complete fucking idiot they…

That’s not a correct interpretation of that rule at all. That’s basically saying that if I go for the puck with my stick, get the puck with my stick, and in following through also accidentally trip the player with my stick then it’s not a penalty. Bozak didn’t trip Acciari with his stick while going for the puck, he…

You’re not so good at the whole reading comprehension thing, are you? Did you just completely miss the sentence directly preceding the one you quoted?

Is it really any surprise that she’s Fairstein is claiming that the series is all lies and falsehoods? I mean clearly she is an unrepentant racist, a gigantic shitheel, and should burn in hell if such a place exists, but what does she have to gain by actually admitting the truth (beyond clearing her conscience, which…

I know - my wife held on for a while longer than I did (and ended up thoroughly regretting it)

100%. I really, really liked season 1 and was excited when it was renewed. I stopped watching like 3 episodes into season 2, and have seen / heard absolutely nothing to make me regret that decision.

I actually enjoyed Live Free or Die Hard. I’m not saying that it was a good movie by any stretch of the imagination, but it was entertaining. The action was fun, there were some great laughs (but intentional and unintentional), and Justin Long and Bruce Willis actually had really good chemistry. The same absolutely…

Your error lies in the fact that you have forgotten that Donald Trump doesn’t view underlings as people. It doesn’t matter that he met them, spoke to them, looked them in the eye, if he even remembers their faces (big if) their deaths still mean as much to him as the death of an ant that he screamed when he saw and…

Not even close. From the migrant children who have died in CBP / ICE’s custody to absurd number of hate crimes committed by his shit ass followers, Trump’s temper tantrums have cost tons of people their lives. This may be the first documented case of one of his temper tantrums leading to state sanctioned murder by a…

We would be infinitely better off right now if Macho Comacho was in office instead of the Cheetolini