You’re the one that seems to have the misfortune of playing with a bunch of douchebags. Seriously, 25 years ago when most guys (especially at that level) were still using wooden sticks that cost $20-$30 a pop that tactic would be annoying but no big deal. Nowadays when everyone’s using composite sticks that cost…

I dunno, I don’t watch a ton of college football but my buddies and I do make a trip to one random game a year and even though it was against a (supposedly) middling opponent last year we went to Columbus for the OSU-Minnesota game. I’ve got to say I was more than a little underwhelmed by Haskins and really everybody…

I liked Aquaman a lot, but I thought that Shazam! was even better and more fun, my 2nd favorite DC film after Wonder Woman. Not that there’s exactly any competition for 4th place after those 3...

People continue to be the absolute worst, news at 11...

You should definitely watch Black Panther before you watch Infinity War, both for some really important character context and because Black Panther was fucking awesome. You should also watch Captain Marvel after Infinity War but before Endgame for the same reasons. It wouldn’t be a bad idea to watch Ant-Man and The…

This exactly. If you think there is any communication whatsoever between the side of the business that is producing and distributing Marvel movies and the side of the business that does things like broadcast the NFL draft then I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn I’d love to sell to you.

I very nearly turned off my TV and went to be last night after the Knights made it 3-0 in the 3rd period. Holy fuck am I glad that I did not, dragging ass today be damned

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Good for Martin Jones for battling back, but it still boggles my fucking mind that the Sharks did not address goaltending at all at the trade deadline. Obviously the Blue Jackets decided to go for it so Sergei Bobrovsky ended up not being on the table, but there were a slew of other pending-UFA goalies that would have…

Chucky poops candy corn? It’s not the Easter Bunny’s poop, we all know the Easter Bunny poops jelly beans

The issues are with the defenseless position that Oshie was in (back to the player that shoved him and hunched over) and his distance from and trajectory into the boards. That was one of the absolute dirtiest, most dangerous hits that can happen on an ice rink and should have led to a 5-minute major, ejection, and a lo…

Earth pets, sure, but Goose ain’t exactly from Earth...

The fact that the officer never mentioned any such complaints makes it pretty fucking obvious that there weren’t any and it’s pure bullshit

Lots of Columbus fans were pretty salty on Twitter last night about how literally no one picked them to advance. As a neutral observer (I’m a Blackhawks fan, and I lived in DC for a while so the Caps are the only Eastern Conference team I give any fucks about) I think that it’s fair to say that a) it was completely…

The only controversial part was that it took 7 whole minutes to make the objectively correct call.

Quadruple extra fuck Raffi Torres now and forever. But also fuck Mike Smith, I still haven’t forgiven him for that insane flop that the ensuing “maybe he’s concussed” con job that led to Shaw getting suspended for 3 games. If it weren’t for Mike Smith I’d definitely be rooting for the Flames to come out of the west,…

17a: Loudly complaining to literally everyone about a (relatively) small group of people calling you a dumb asshole is the kind of thing only a dumb asshole would do

I’d check out that show

The only good thing about Nora is that she makes Barry look like less of an imbecile in comparison, as we’ve all transitioned from “Damn it, Barry!” to “Damn it, Nora!”

Also, Staten Island Werewolves is a good name for a band