It’s just such a massive shame that ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER retired from giving a shit about the Lions

It still just abso-fucking-lutely boggles my mind that Marv Lewis is still the Bengals head coach in 2018. After the impending nuclear holocaust the only remnants of Earth as we currently know it to remain will be twinkies, cockroaches and Marv Lewis coaching the Bengals.

to be fair, he said his first pick not the first pick. I mean, still a fucking horrid pick, but not quite as objectively idiotic as taking him 1st overall

It’s only been in the last 8 years

Deep dish pizza is fucking delicious. NY pizza is fucking delicious. St. Louis pizza is a fucking war crime

He tells everyone he went to Stanford but he actually went to Stamforb, an online college based in Arkansas

As someone who is moving away from the DC metro area in a few weeks after 11 years here, I really hope you’re right if for no other reason than the guarantee that the city I’m moving to won’t be the home of HQ2

I know this is like a million miles away from the point, but being a summer sport means that a baseball season takes place during the course of a single calendar year so there’s no such thing as “the 2009-10 season”. Did these incidents take place during the 2009 season, the 2010 season, both seasons, or during the…

While a Hitchcock and Scully flashback-centric episode could be great, it falls below the following other items that I personally think season 6 needs:

The issue is with how she worded the question. This is what she should have said:

She and Stephen Miller are proof that being evil ages a person

I only came here to make sure that I wasn’t the only one thinking (hoping) that it’s that Matt Ryan

Shouldn’t it also make cases he’s been a part of prosecuting white people subject to review as well? It’s not difficult to imagine that he’d be more lenient towards white defendants in terms of lesser charges he’d let them plead down to and/or sentencing requests...

Yeah, because there are millions of people who watch you at work every day so it’s definitely a direct comparison. Shitheel

Nah, disagree. Change the route, make sure that no one delivers papers in that neighborhood and that everyone whose pissed off about not getting their paper delivered anymore knows exactly which neighbor to blame

Regular reminder: anyone who claims to want politics out of sports is a hypocritical whiny bitch who really only wants politics other than their own out of sports

Don’t forget about “Bears Weather”, i.e. whenever it’s so stupidly cold / windy / snowy that only an idiot would actually watch the game in person (disclaimer: I’ve been one of those idiots multiple times because I have some sort of brain disease) and Bears fans claim some sort of advantage because no other teams…

LeBron doesn’t have a say in the Lakers’ next coach, Lavar Ball already has dibs

Yeah that’s such a bullshit line. I’m a dude and if somebody that I am acquainted with is wearing a nice outfit I have absolutely no fear that my telling her so would land me in trouble for sexual harassment because it’s not that hard to tell somebody that in a non-harassing way. He’s not telling the attractive…

That was written by the same advertising firm that came up with Thursday Night Football’s hilariously generic-ass “When it’s on, it’s on” slogan