Shouldn’t it also make cases he’s been a part of prosecuting white people subject to review as well? It’s not difficult to imagine that he’d be more lenient towards white defendants in terms of lesser charges he’d let them plead down to and/or sentencing requests...

Yeah, because there are millions of people who watch you at work every day so it’s definitely a direct comparison. Shitheel

Nah, disagree. Change the route, make sure that no one delivers papers in that neighborhood and that everyone whose pissed off about not getting their paper delivered anymore knows exactly which neighbor to blame

Regular reminder: anyone who claims to want politics out of sports is a hypocritical whiny bitch who really only wants politics other than their own out of sports

Don’t forget about “Bears Weather”, i.e. whenever it’s so stupidly cold / windy / snowy that only an idiot would actually watch the game in person (disclaimer: I’ve been one of those idiots multiple times because I have some sort of brain disease) and Bears fans claim some sort of advantage because no other teams…

LeBron doesn’t have a say in the Lakers’ next coach, Lavar Ball already has dibs

Yeah that’s such a bullshit line. I’m a dude and if somebody that I am acquainted with is wearing a nice outfit I have absolutely no fear that my telling her so would land me in trouble for sexual harassment because it’s not that hard to tell somebody that in a non-harassing way. He’s not telling the attractive…

That was written by the same advertising firm that came up with Thursday Night Football’s hilariously generic-ass “When it’s on, it’s on” slogan

It’s funny because Baby Boomers are the ones that invented participation trophies, it’s not like 5-year-old millennials came up with that idea

Yeah, exactly this. I’m a Chicagoan and for the bulk of my 30+ years on this Earth the Bears have been a smoldering tire fire but that never by any means overshadowed the MJ 3-peats in the 90's, the 2005 World Series that mysteriously didn’t happen, the ‘Hawks 3 Cups in the last decade or the Cubs sending us all into…

I know that Bellemare’s got to support his guy, and MAF did have a career year and a stellar playoffs before the SCF, but to claim that MAF is even in the conversation for best in the league let alone the obvious choice is fucking hilarious.

If you’re within a couple of points of 100 (let’s say between like 97 and 103) then you’re looking at something that is probably as much (or moreso) measuring ability over luck. For example, if you’ve got an elite goalie who puts up Vezina-caliber performances year-in-year-out like say Tukka Rask or Carey Price then…

Why should they care? There have been countless incidents of police brutality and outright murder that have been caught on video in the last several years, either filmed by bystanders or by the police officers’ own body cameras, and how many of them have led to the officers facing any actual consequences for their…

Yeah that’s not even remotely accurate. Is Northwestern less relevant than you’d expect a program spending $270M on a practice facility to be? Unarguably yes. But to say that they’re less relevant than the University of Illinois is laughable. The only reason anyone north of like Bloomington even remembers that U of I…

First they finally get over the hump by beating the Penguins for the first time since 1994 and reaching the conference finals for the first time since 1998. Then they beat a Tampa team laden with recent ex-Rangers (and Chris Kunitz) in the conference finals, and now they go into the Stanley Cup Final against a team…

That’s a garbage analogy, there’s a cure for ebola

Yep, great job by Wilson to start a fight at center ice not only with a player considerably less valuable to his team than Wilson is but also while the Caps had something going in the offensive zone. As thoroughly entertaining as it was watching Wilson just obliterate Coburn, that doesn’t mean it was a particularly…

I’m just surprised that they released it at the end of the day today and not the end of the day on Friday leading into Memorial Day weekend

Re: A Million Little Things - the fact that you left Psych’s own Shawn motherfucking Spencer (aka James Roday) out of the “Anyone in it that I care about?” list is either a massive oversight or makes your judgement in general incredibly circumspect.

I agree with you that he takes himself less seriously than Skip Bayless does, but that’s not exactly a high bar to clear. I disagree that that makes him more entertaining or readable, but taste is of course subjective