6'3" is too short to be a successful NFL QB huh? Someone better pass that message along to Russel Wilson (5'11"), Drew Brees (6') and Aaron Rodgers (6'2")...

This can’t be remotely surprising to anyone, can it? There are, essentially, 2 types of famous people / celebrities: those who are famous for their talents and/or abilities (i.e. actors, musicians, athletes, a small handful of scholars, etc.) and those who are famous simply for being rich and famous (i.e. the…

1 of them spontaneously combusted, but it’s rude to talk about that sort of thing

I love dogs. I grew up with dogs, and while it wasn’t really feasible for the first few years of my post-college adult life, as soon as we were in a place where we were properly care for a dog my wife and I adopted one from a local rescue. I generally tend to prefer the company of dogs, particularly my own, to that of…

That’s the one that got me the most confused - if Seinfeld stole the idea, why would he direct an episode ten years later and then another 6 years after that file a law suit. The timeline makes absolutely no sense

And another of those wins came against the Bears, who were fucking awful (which, as a lifelong Bears fan, I’ve grown accustomed to), and had a final score of 15-14 courtesy of 5 Robbie Gould field goals. To put that in better perspective, the only teams that scored fewer than 15 points against the Bears this season…

Seriously, DD coffee is complete shit. Who are all of these people who apparently lack taste buds that keep insisting on going to bat for it? I’m not saying that Starbucks the end-all-be-all by any means, but the actual coffee (brewed black coffee, I don’t care about any of the sugary “coffee” drinks that either…

If you remove the 2 losses and only look at the 5 wins the average margin of victory is 3.8 points which is a little closer to the 4.5 point line

I didn’t think he would be actually eating literal shit, but I at least thought he’d faceplant or otherwise hurt himself in some sort of hilarious fashion

Did you read the Express on your way into work this morning? Is that why Boyd Malvo is on your mind?

Strongly disagree, that’s not ideal at all, that’s way too quick and easy of a death for him. That piece of shit needs to suffer

There’s no way to completely suicide-proof the cell in any reasonable manner, as evidenced by the suicides of plenty of inmates in that exact same scenario. In an ideal world he’d live out the entire torturous term in solitary confinement and then drop dead on his way out the door, but unfortunately we do not live in…

Because if one or several of the charges end up overturned (or lessened) on appeal he’s still got the rest hanging around his neck like a noose. I.E. in a hypothetical scenario where someone is sentenced to 3 consecutive life sentences, if for some reason 2 of those end up overturned there’d still be 1 life sentence…

Medical advances are immaterial in this instance, dude is going to be dead by suicide sooner rather than later once he comes to grips with the fact that he’s going to spend the rest of his life in solitary confinement. I give him 2 years, tops

This is just terrible advice. Sweet potatoes are disgusting and should never be eaten for any reason, let alone used to replace actually-good yukon gold or russet potatoes.

I found myself in a very similar situation several years ago, but it was very much my own fault and not the airline’s (though similarly to your story I had to give the airline my passport info so like your story you’d think that it’d give me some sort of warning when we booked, but whatever). A couple of weeks before…

They just got smoked at home by the fucking Bears. That should be cause to fire literally everyone in the building and maybe just fold the team. And this is coming from a Bears fan

Lifelong Bears fan here - what exactly do you mean by “now”?

Fuck that - mothers and fathers teach your sons not to be psycho creeps. This shit ain’t on the girls, she didn’t do anything wrong

Point of order - Jefferson Lastname Roman Numeral definitely has at least 1, probably 2 (or more) middle names that he absolutely includes.