Forgiveness is reserved for those who at least make an effort to repent and seek it. Penn State, on the other hand, saw fit to honor Joe Paterno during a game this very season despite more and more evidence piling up that he was aware as far back as 1979 of Sandusky’s predilection for molesting young boys and did…

If Chip is the OC in Buffalo next season he’s not gonna have Tyrod as his QB, he’s done in Buffalo. The entire point of sitting him for EJ Manuel the final week was to avoid any sort of injury that would have prevented the team from releasing Taylor and in the process fully guaranteeing his 2017 salary

A handful of reasons. Namely to confirm that it was in fact suicide, as the autopsy is needed to confirm that a) the gunshot was self-inflicted (i.e. wasn’t simply made to look that way), and b) that the gunshot was in fact the cause of death (i.e. not killed in another way and then shot in the head postmortem in an…

That money wouldn’t ever go to his daughter, it’d go to the families of his victims in the civil suit that’s sure to follow. And if he pleads guilty the already rock solid civil case would become essentially air tight

Because it’s not all that uncommon for a sentence of life without parole to not actually end up being life without parole. If he’s acquitted of this double homicide, so he’s only serving a single life sentence for 1 murder in which the state could not conceivably prove that he was the one who actually pulled the…

yeah, but if he burns through the bulk of his (known) assets during the criminal trial phase, there’s nothing to go after in a civil suit

This is the best part of having grown up playing (and now coaching at the youth level) lacrosse. 2/3's of the parents have no fucking clue what the rules of the game are, I mean yes they understand that the team that scores the most goals wins but beyond that they’re incredibly clueless. And because they’re clueless,…

Jordan Howard was an absolute steal in the 6th round. Leonard Floyd looked like a bust early on, incredibly glad that he has managed to blow past that poor 1st impression. Other rookies and young guys are definitely providing some modicum of hope for the future, which feels weird to type as a Bears fan.

False. Chuck will believe that his car driving through the intersection will cause the light to turn green

Hey that’s what we thought about the Egyptian pyramids before Ben Carson educated us that they were actually grain silos, so maybe we’re wrong about the Taj Mahal too...

No no it works, because at >$5 a pound it’s an escort not a hooker*

They videotaped signals in a way that was not legal, hence they illegally videotaped signals. This isn’t even an argument of semantics.

I couldn’t read anything else once I saw that

Jim Tomsula life hacks are like 99% of the reason I read this every week

Barring a confession in which he reveals exactly what he did with her body (which seems incredibly unlikely), if her body is ever found it will be purely by happenstance. Someone goes for a walk in the woods and their dog comes back from the brush with a bone from her arm, or a developer acquires the land she’s buried…

I was wondering about that line myself. The reason that things aren’t truly cataclysmic yet for ESPN is that, while their subscriber base may be dropping, it’s because people are cutting cable all together not simply opting out of ESPN since no one that has cable has that option. Unless Sling or Vue offer packages…

The con is that they’d lose a metric fuckton of money. The vast majority of ESPN’s revenue is from cable subscriptions, and the reason it is so profitable for them is that they are included in literally every single basic cable package in the country. It’s a major part of the reason (if not the reason) that ESPN has ve…

Lifelong Cubs fan who’s still on cloud 9 here, and yeah it’s pretty fucking easy to hate Arolids Chapman. He may have still gotten the W, but the only good thing about blowing the lead in the 8th and having to go to extra innings was that Chapman doesn’t emerge as a World Series hero

Exactly. This may work out if you trade off cooking (but even then seems entirely unnecessary and a likely source for fights to start), but if you’re in a relationship where 1 person does most or all of the cooking this is just some bullshit. At my home I’m happy to cook almost all of our meals because a) I enjoy (and…

This is fucking idiotic. Having the non-cook clean up afterwards is a nearly perfect division of labor for the meal. As the cook, your motivation to not make a massive mess is two-fold: 1) so that the other person doesn’t repay you in kind the next time the roles are reversed, and 2) so as to not be a complete and…