I’m pretty sure that’s a major part of his actual reasoning, but he just can’t say that due to the fact that it’s not exactly legal to base hiring decisions on whether or not an applicant will fuck you

While I’m certain that you’re correct, I think that something else that weighs on the mindset with people of Hurwitz’s ilk is that engagement ring = unavailability. I.E. why would he want to hire you if there’s no chance he could ever fuck you?

What do you think the chances are that the woman pictured with this tattoo on her thigh is Susan who loves the Texans and top-10 lists and is decidedly not a fan of Dave Magary? Gotta be like 95% right?

Notice that the Brazilian authorities haven’t made said video public.

This is seriously fucked. Quite frankly the fact that there are inconsistencies in the stories makes it much more likely that Lochte is telling the truth, not lying. The human mind is a tricky thing and, aside from a handful of private detective characters on TV shows, virtually no one has a perfect memory especially…

But what about mermaids?

Not only does Lochte have almost no incentive to make this up (beyond maybe a bit of extra intention), but the Rio police have every incentive to push the narrative that the robbery didn’t happen.

That is categorically false. Fabric is not nearly as bitter as kale

Bears fan here. Never had a choice in the matter - my family has had season tickets since the 1940's when, in a story I’ve been told so many fucking times it hurts but have no actual proof of whether or not it’s true, my great grandfather did a favor for his “good friend George Hallas” and bought tickets to his…

It’s not really an accusation so much as it’s stating a fact. On top of the ridiculous state-sponsored doping program that basically every single Russian Olympic athlete is complicit in, Efimova has 2 failed drug tests on her resume. Saying that she’s a drug cheater is no more accusatory than saying that the pool is…

To be fair, that was a shitshow from day 1. Dropping the team in Glendale only further exacerbated their attendance woes and they became the example of the NHL’s southern expansion being a failure (which it’s really not). While finally getting the team under new, non-league management was important, getting them a new…

Thanks for sharing that so that we all now know for certain that our days of not taking any of Burke’s opinions seriously are coming to a middle

I’m not a parent so it’s hard for me to gauge for sure, but I think that both The Flash and Supergirl are completely suitable for a 9 / 10 year old without really requiring your supervision. Arrow is definitely darker and more violent than either and you’d probably want to watch that with your daughter (if you let her…

I fucking love the DC TV shows. I mean yeah they have their problems (Barry Allen is the dumbest genius ever, Legends season 1 was pretty uneven, etc.) but the good far outweighs the bad overall and they’re each great in their own right IMHO. How is it possible for them to get the TV shows so right and the movies so…

Considering that both Deadshot and Waller are dead, like extra super dead, in the Arrowverse that seems highly unlikely. Katana, on the other hand...

I can see how you might think that, what with your extreme idiocy rendering even the most basic and rudimentary logic indistinguishable from magic

Were you born this stupid or did you have to practice to get to this point? This is an annual series in which there is a similarly-formatted “why your team sucks” article for all 32 teams in the entire fucking league. Come back tomorrow and you’ll find “Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Cleveland Browns”, on Wednesday we’ll…

The point here, though, is that yes Meyer did get this right and does deserve to be commended for that, but this was also an incredibly easy one to get right. This wasn’t an incoming 5-star recruit, an established starter or a star player, this is a senior backup running back who may have had a chance to win the…

No no no, this is the Pig of Bay invasion - totally different

And then Donovan McNabb will be confused, unaware that they wouldn’t just keep going until someone won