The submitter however did do something wrong in flicking the dragonfly off of his knee. Why the fuck would you do that? They don’t bite or sting, and they eat mosquitoes and other annoying bugs. It’s a good thing if a dragonfly lands on you

It’s not just Cam, and it’s not just the people of Charlotte - it’s all about how the media frames the narrative. Just look at the shit Jay Cutler has always gotten just because he happens to be afflicted with resting bitch face. I remember a couple of years ago, when the Bears were playing the Packers and J’Marcus…

You’d have to have not been paying any attention at all if you think that 2013 was the real McCown and 2000-2012 and 2014 were the aberrations instead of vice versa. McCown’s 2013 was due to the perfect storm of the Bears being stacked at skill positions (Marshall + Jeffrey on the outside, Bennett at TE, and Forte in…

I love this whole ridiculous mess because literally no one comes out looking good. Brady looks like a dick and a cheater, Goodell looks like a vindictive asshole, all of the lawyers and agents look like every negative stereotype of lawyers and agents, and Bob Kraft looks like a whiny little pissboy (seriously, I loved…

Even that’s not really cool. If you have a less-than-stellar day at work in your non-serving job do you get docked pay? I sure as hell don’t. If your service is shitty, leave a 15% (max) tip, maybe have a quiet word with the manager about your shitty service (i.e. discretely, don’t berate the server and/or manager…

Yeah, that’s all fine and dandy up until the multiple times she was asked which meat she wanted and just proclaimed “THE. MEAT.” even louder

It’s not that mosquitoes don’t like smoke, it’s that smoke masks you from them and they can’t find you. Mosquitoes have a few ways of finding people (and other animals) to feast on, mostly via sensing body heat or the CO2 you emit when you exhale. As you can imagine, being near fire and smoke kind of fucks with a…

This exactly. Lake Lady was stupid, sure, but unless there’s more that wasn’t included in the story was seemingly polite. It wasn’t a hellish experience having to deal with her, just kinda silly. If I’d ever had to deal with any of the other customers mentioned here I’d almost certainly have been booked on felony…

Disagree - the shitbag #IAmDarrenWilson crowd deserves to have the Rams stay in St. Louis forever and continue to be run in the exact same manner as they have been for the last decade plus

Former reality TV “star”? Fuck I don’t know

Well at least he’s aware that he was arrested for DUI, that’s gotta mean that he’s out of the blackout phase so that’s a step in the right direction right?

I love how the Toronto media continually whined about Kessel’s “fitness level” while ignoring the fact that not has the dude not missed a single game since the 2009-’10 season, but year-in-year-out he finished at or near the top in team preseason fitness testing. Doesn’t matter what he looks like or the fact that he…

Phil Jackson and Boston have surged but St. Louis in general and the Cardinals specifically are still at the very top of the list no?

LOL are you fucking serious? The officiating was an absolute joke in terms of what the Lightning didn’t get called for and the ‘Hawks did. Calling an interference penalty on Seabrook after not calling the exact same thing on Garrison 30 seconds earlier. Negating a ‘Hawks PP by giving Toews a high sticking call when…

It wouldn’t take much effort to “pry” Jay Cutler from the Bears, just a willingness to take his entire contract off of the Bears hands.

Wait, what fucking movie are you talking about? That gif is from Hot Fuzz, which has absolutely nothing resembling the scenario you’ve just described. Or did I just completely miss a joke?

It’s not actually Megyn Kelly, there’s also a disclaimer at the bottom:

Never forget

I don’t really think that swapping Kane and Hossa makes the offense any more or less top heavy than it already was, it just completely changes the dynamic of both of those lines. Either way the offense still isn’t particularly top-heavy since there’s still the 3rd line of Sharp-Vermette-Teräväinen that can give any…