Hot Shot goes to Fiji?

Coconut telegraph? Carrier pigeon server?

The largest poop fragment would form the nucleus of a microplanetary poop system, with smaller poops orbiting the core. Perhaps some of the orbiting pooplets would coalesce into larger pooplets with moons of their own. Maybe a large planet-poop would develop a ring system if its moon-poops collided and broke apart. It…

So it can't detect a humanoid robot designed to seek it out and destroy it?

To open the floodgates you have to insert a coin, pull a handle, and wait for three of a kind to show. Repeat as necessary, until you run out of coins, or the little old lady at the slots next to you starts to creep you out.

Ah teargas, bringing the delightful atmosphere of a meth lab, to a demonstration near you.

I think aliens are concerned with problems we don't even know about yet. Humans just want to be relevant and feel worthy of conflict.

@beefmalone: A civilization that can cross interstellar space would have known about Earth before we were here. We are here, so they don't care.

@Hibou: Maybe Blood & Chrome will change that!

@jepzilla: Randy rules!

@SupaChupacabra: How many airplanes did you see flying overhead on September 12, 2001? The government created something called the "Patriot Act" and a LOT of people think it's the right thing for us. So if the government felt threatened by civil unrest, we would have access to whatever they wanted to let us have…

"Just kidding!"

So there is a floor? Everyone still has to walk around? There should be ceiling mounted body harnesses floating people about, sipping their lattes from a plastic bag. And where are the robots? Is the front door an airlock? Also, there should be at least one, central command chair with buttons on the armrests and walls…

@Mudslag: Hearting Saint-Exupéry, I thought the same thing! It also reminded me of the movie "The Fountain" as the bubble starts to rise...

@Capall: No the National Guard called the Mexican Army and they confiscated the device, 35 lbs of pot, and an SUV used to tow it.

How long does it take a rabble of slow, stoned, giggling trebuchet operators to fling over a salvo of marijuana? And what else got flung over because you know they wouldn't stop when the pot was gone.

@dennyp: The right doesn't believe in taxes.

@acjwatt: Meep meep!

@danne: Red herring no doubt! Un arenque ahumado.

@OneViewHere: ROTFL!