God new kinja confuses the balls out of me. I posted this 30 minutes before, but I don't see it in all this mess. I blame you Patrick.

V6 Cayenne in manual. This one is for you, Doug.

Lol @ the camera guy at 1:52. MOVE.

Sequence of thoughts when getting into the S for the first time: "OMG clown face, OMG clown face, clown face is going to be so bad, clooooownnn ffaaaaoh it's not all that bad."

I can't imagine that Magic Body Control is oodles better than Airmatic. It's what I imagine driving a hovercraft, a comfortable hovercraft, across an ocean of whipped cream is like. Small imperfections no longer exist. Big imperfections don't really exist either.

I dunno man. My grandmother had a cue and that whole car was pretty bad.

Wait. Just the side mirrors were the reason you couldn't take the vue redline seriously? Not, I don't know, the entire rest of the car?

In your first comment, depends on the standard of negligence in your state and what happened. It's not just that the pedestrian always has the right of way.

Power things are cool. I love the idea of everything folding out of the way. But Jesus, let me open the drawer.

Ugh, thank you. I didn't get it when this thing came out, and I didn't get the Top gear episode. It looks like they took a 599, cut its face in half horizontally, took the bottom half of another car, added some weird line, and told everyone it was beautiful and to shut up.

Ha that's not mine - I was just looking for pics online and found that!

lol. still a pretty car.

Looks like some smoked tails, too. But the color is perfect. And, unless he just modded it this way (which judging by grille and tails he may have), it's a true sport with the black trim.

mmmm... sport steering wheel. I love the blue, we had a green one in the family and I thought that was a great color for it too.

agreed. My pops had a 2001 and I loved it. The sport package on it was just perfect. I still want to find a 2001 740i sport. And then go bankrupt with repair bills.

Nope, Atlanta. The 2000 apparently had a transmission bug though so I'm not surprised to hear it. I would assume there must have been some sort of precedence / general higher up awareness of the problem to get him a brand new car as easily as he did. Granted, they did already "fix it" by having it three weeks and…

Ha well he got a new one in 2000. Its transmission broke. Twice. To the point where all he had was 3rd gear. The second time it happened, he drove the car up to our house in reverse (which was in a neighborhood literally on a mountain), took his stuff out of it, called BMW and told him to get it and that he wanted a…

Ha, interesting. I would think the Owner must have approved that, no? I would not want just anyone driving my CCXR around.