You kidding me? Everyone was mad at him, not the company. He leaves, everyone's happy, and they keep raking in that sweet, medically required dough

In Russia, they're just kinda laying around. You just kinda pick em up when you need em

It was so good. I'm freaking out how good it was. I'm gonna see it 5 times in the next week, I already know it

This makes me physically ill

At least The Hateful Eight will most likely result in fewer cases of long term brain damage!

Welp, just found out the closest 70mm showings are over one state away from me in every direction.

So many foot close up shots…
*shudders*

I dunno, the last time I slept in your manger, I had to share it with this Jewish couple and their newborn. They kept bringing their friends in, talking about how the baby was "the son of God" and all this stuff. That kids gonna grow up thinking he's the center of the universe or some shit.

Arrr matey. How be the quality of the booty?

I earnestly and energetically disagree with you

So it's "true crime" that's not "true".

Narcos was some quality television, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

*Oh, Behave, BT

Just wait until J.J. brings him back in the next Star Wars movie

Why are you pointing at your crotch?

The A.V. Club

Make a Community movie

What a gentleman! If only everyone would be so polite as to allow my mediocre dick jokes to continue to make sense

Is that what he calls it? I always assumed he called it Short Round

Hamilton: Barbados Drift