A wet pool noodle would have the power to finish off Ted Cruz

This just in: AshesOfDonnie announces genocide

Oh… so you're a time traveler.
Got any Sports Almanacs on you?

I definitely agree with there being a big shift, but I'm concerned with where exactly that shift will go. If there's anything that the rise of the Tea Party has shown, its that the radical-right is stronger than ever. Not to mention the fact that voter apathy affects the young far more than the old. Warren and Sanders…

Excellent Username/comment synergy

Inch and a half, you say?
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Because there wasn't already enough racist characters in his films

Sounds about as smooth as a Clinton pick-up line would be

I am serious. And don't call me Sharon Tate's murderer

Only 2 hours? What Tarantino films are you watching?

Yes, and…

Put your damn mask back on!

Now we have to guess which one @Eat Up Martha isn't

Who's fault was it? Janice from accounting? Cause she don't give a fuck.

Oh, Disqus!
laugh-track, freeze-frame and theme music, credits roll over montage of pictures, like Dikachu embarrassingly hiding an erection and Scrawler falling into ElDan's basement.

Does this mean Aaron Sorkin is writing it?

I get it for the articles…

His specialty was Islamic Studies

Cause nothing is more nerdy than sex crimes!

"Do tell me if those maggots ever stop screaming"