Dakota Johnson’s dress is hideous, sorry.

It would be great if our checks and balances started checking and balancing anytime now

Fremont never fails us.

Saw this on Instagram:

I think you can be a feminist and anti-abortion, but you can’t be a feminist and be anti-choice. Feminism isn’t about the right to “live out our womenhood.” It’s about working to liberate women from the oppression of the kyriarchy. Feminists don’t have to see abortion as an option for themselves, but attempting to…

It’s crazy how the right got themselves into such a white frenzy over those assholes torturing that boy on FB. The perpetrators were immediately arrested, charged with all kinds of things, including hate crimes, and most assuredly face stiff jail time. That is what is supposed to happen in a case like this, so people…

You didn’t mention music.

My cat tore his ACL once at the same time as my boss tore hers skiing. He obviously looked way cuter all laid up. See below for reference:

My New Year’s Eve wedding 3 years ago was awesome and fun. And my wedding planner features it every year on her Facebook page. Sorry if I sound like a braggy asshole. I am drunk and taking joy in whatever I can. 2016 can suck a big fat one.

Got married in 2016. Eventually, I just started answering every question with, “We’re doing a Clockwork Orange theme.”

You could just go “It’s a surprise!” and cackle while tenting your fingers when people ask that.

I live here and am depressed that I’ll be in the same vicinity as the thin-skinned orange baby come January, but I’m excited to know that my fellow Jezzies are making the trip. See you guys next month!

Fuck YES. I love how she doesn’t even let Clark Kent finish his sentence before she’s like, “No. No to whatever you’re about to say. He’s trash.”

I prefer trees that protect themselves form being chopped down and don’t rely on the government. Old trees are weak. SAD!

One guy tried to tell me “Happy Holidays” is invented by retailers as part of the war on Christmas by trying to appeal to non-Christians to get money from them too (why he thinks retailers want to fight Christmas I do not know) when REALLY the nondenominational greeting is “Season’s Greetings.”

I usually reply with Happy Hannukah if they “correct” me. Of course, I celebrate that and Christmas so “Happy Holidays” is actually grammatically correct for me personally, beyond covering bases for others.

Biologist here. We can respond to this. These trees offer more to the planet than younger trees (more CO2 absorption, deeper roots, more biodiversity etc) and it takes hundreds of years to replace them. Make a quick call to your representatives demanding protection for older forests. (Planting new trees in cities is…

I have a new OB and she told me on our first meeting that their practice does 18 week anatomy scans instead of 20 week scans because of the law in South Carolina that limits abortions past 20 weeks. She said it’s not medically the most ideal thing to do the scan two weeks early, but they hope that any major anomalies…

I’m going! I set up a closed Meetup for Jezzie’s https://www.meetup.com/JEZZIEs-March-on-Washington-Meetup/

Born and raised in Grand Forks, living in Sonoma County now. I feel like I earned it.