He’s the distillation of every iteration of toxic masculinity swilled down into one slop bucket. It reeks of chest hair, gold chains, sweat, fake tanner, naugahyde, cocaine, pinstripes, watered down booze, plastic Ferraris and hair gel.

Welsh Sheepdog.

Peaky Blinders. So freaking good.

She’s like the original AHCA

In fairness, you really don’t know how well or how poorly Steve Bannon speaks English.

You could actually argue it’s more patriotic because it doesn’t violate the flag code by using it as clothing, which is explicitly prohibited.

I mean there’s middle class and there’s middle class. If you’re white and middle class and live in a suburb where everyone around you is the same then you really have no concept of what life is like for people trapped in a cycle of poverty. They just assume you must be poor because you don’t want to work. It doesn’t…

Ah yes, the tired assumption that all people on welfare are unemployed by choice or unemployed at all.

The actual answer is “wherever you’re employed now,” since many, and I believe MOST, adults of working age receiving food assistance are employed. The problem, of course, is that wages are too low. Gee, seems like we could save the government a lot of money if businesses were required to pay employees a WAGE they…

He said it like people who work never need food stamps. Idiot.

There’s a debate that needs to happen about the appropriate level of social welfare. That debate can’t happen because one of the major parties insists that level is “zero” and characterizes people who rely on the social safety net as lazy entitled drains on society (I’ve dealt with those folks on occasion, this…

“...we need you to go to work”

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

I’m disappointed to hear that shelters have unreasonable requirements, but they are trying to protect the animals from human cruelty. I’m sad that people are going back to breeders. Not all breeders are puppy mills, I know. But humans have ruined the lives of many domestic dogs by genetically manipulating them into…

Private rescues and public shelters are two different things. Many rescues have ridiculously strict rules, but most city and county shelters don’t — they don’t have the money or time to do that kind of vetting even if they wanted to.

Meanwhile the same assholes are making sure kids don’t get school lunches or have proper healthcare. For Jesus!

YES to throwing out the rule book. I just bought a form-fitting horizontal-striped, bright af size 22 dress. I don’t look thin (of course not! I’m not thin!) but I do look great.

Going forward I’m going to tell everyone to shut the fuck up because I have too low a smoke point.

I used to work there, and furthermore bills generally don’t mean much by themselves. They tend to say things like “in subsection 4(A), change effective January 1, 2020 to effective January 1, 2020 subject to approval by the Board as established in subsection 19(C).”

This is actually a dumb criticism whenever it’s brought up. Asking a legislator to read every part of every bill is like asking a software development team lead to personally review every line of code their team writes. It’s a pointless exercise and fundamentally misunderstands how things work. Legislators should be…