This should come as a shock to no one.

Jokes on you, it’s a lego McLaren

What the hell is this widebody Chrysler 300 SRT with Dodge Demon wheels?

Go ahead and reach for that doughnut, you’re in no danger of that ever happening.

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

Drive toward the cloud. You don’t want to survive nuclear holocaust.

Alternatively, stop posting personal shit to gigantic social media sites. If you have something to share with a select group of people, message it to them. People’s dependency on these sites is so sad.

Could he afford the car though? Or does he just have a 30 year mortgage auto loan for it?

Why are governments so obsessed with crushing cars? Why not just seize the thing and auction it off to someone in whatever market it might be legal, and pocket the proceeds? They’d make more money that way, and that’s pretty much all they care about anyway in these cases...

Not that I have driven either but....

Yeah, didn’t read the article, but they should put a filter on “Three Way Bestiality Midget Porn” that keeps coming up as a suggestion for me. Why would Apple think that’s appropriate?

Uber will go down in history as the biggest VC bust in the history of ever.

What do you think Alexa does? Or any other voice assistant that’s always on?

i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

FF is a Chinese company complaining about being copied by a Chinese company.

Seriously, if my dad were still around, he’d have gone NUTS over all the photog tech that’s been coming out recently.

That’s the worst picture of Al Gore I’ve ever seen.

This shitty situation might make some people vomit.

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…

But how much action are you comfortable with in the back end?