McLaren’s will just be a papaya emoji.

MORANGE

Without a profit motive it’s possible that none of these companies would be working on self-driving tech.

On the flip side, Google, a corporation that uses litigation to rid itself of competition regularly, is suing someone. I’m shocked too.

So Waymo lawsuits?

I got violent on weed once. Wrote an internet comment in all caps.

Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we’ve all heard the expression, “Shoot or get off the pot.”

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…

This is one time when SEO didn’t want to be found out.

I’m at my desk with a bloody mary right now. And if we can’t make rape jokes about inanimate objects, the terrorists (and/or Jezebel) have already won.

It’s like an Aston Martin had a few too many drinks and the Prius didn’t technically say “no.”

That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

or just done a sick kickflip and said forget it to his worries

BUT THERE’S NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT GOD BLESS ‘MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

Requirements? At an FCA dealer? I not even sure “Having the money” is all that important.

I once had a coworker that drove one of those.

I bet the owner has matching white wrap-around Oakley sunglasses.

holy shit, something not shared from Foxtrot Alpha.

OH MY FUCKING GOD