Alternate plan: don’t buy jeans that are like 200 fucking dollars or some dumb shit. Just buy regular ass pants and wash them like a normal person.

I guess by double-booking himself he was hedging his bets

“Sandra Bullock is starring in an all-female Ocean’s Eleven.”

Doesn’t surprise me. Mark Geragos is a a douchey, high power lawyer. He always puts himself in high profile cases, and represents stellar examples of the human race, such as Michael Jackson and Scott Peterson. I’m not a fan of Kesha’s music, but she shouldn't have to go through living in fear and being intimidated.…

It’s Mark Geragos. So, yeah. He’s all about the soundbite.

Oh good, that means I never have to worry about meeting you being at a party.

We’re gonna need a bigger rocket.

Based on current technology, the world grows assholes much faster than it builds rockets.

You clearly don’t hang out in yoga studios. This shows excellent judgment.

Lazy like a FOX

“Comeback”?

Two things. 1. Apparently, there are scores of people who both leave their children unattended in retail establishments and think there is something wrong with the poor souls who work there informing them that they can’t do that. It’s possible that jezbanned or others reading this are those people and if responding…

Did you really just say kids don’t get “kidnapped”. Read the first 3 letters of that word and get back to us.

“Did someone leave a little boy in a blue shirt in the children’s section? There’s been an accident”

“OMG!” douchebag parent runs over... boy’s just fine

your children are not my responsibility. simple as that.

Yeah, because the legal department loooooooves defending lawsuits! THEY LOVE IT. And the bookstore looooooves to have their insurance premiums go up over bullshit asswipe claims like this!

That may be true, but it’s going to take a bit of legal legwork and paperwork and time and money to get to that conclusion. Bookstores, whether chain or mom & pop, would rather not.

I hope you’re just trolling because you obviously don’t know what you’re talking about. Child abduction is a constant concern. As for liability, it is the parent’s responsibility to supervise the child, not the store’s, that is not part of the social contract as Pinkham would say, and the only thing a store can do to…

It was really a liability issue, combined with the age of the child. If something had fallen on him, if he’d fallen and hit his head, if he’d been kidnapped? We live in way too litigious of a society for my manager not to be super concerned about the possible ramifications of a small child alone in the store. Plus…

Because a book store isn’t a babysitter and you can’t just leave your kids. Well behaved or not, parents can’t just dump their kids elsewhere to go get their nails done/eat food/shop/whatever. Don’t want to have to deal with your kids? Get a babysitter before you go out.