I only wear plain white t-shirts as undershirts, but I'm in no position to give fashion advice.

Think about it, dad's a famous a guy, from a rich family and drives around in a BMW. I guess he's fantasied that girls will be lining up to him. But when reality doesn't match with his expectation and frustration starts kicking in, he's only conclusion is punish those who he deemed the cause of his problem.

Headline should read:

He was a whiny little shit, wasn't he?

His life was such an ordeal that his parents bought him a brand new BMW 3-Series.

Bro, they're just fucking girls. Get the fuck over it. Shouldn't have watched it, now I'm really mad.

MILF cam?

You realize your neighbors Mom's is doing internet webcam porn right?

We don't give a shit about your neighbor's mom.

I find this quote strangely familiar.

"Oh my God, it's still running! Can you believe it? I CAN'T! The fact that my car can still move under its own power has restored my faith in a higher power! Those four rings? It's like the four signs of stigmata! Owning my Audi is like being a real-life Job- minus the lucky bits. But it's all worth it because when it…

Thanks Ace!

So, Patrick, have you decided on a nickname for your pullitzer yet? I'm dead serious, Jalopnik's take on this whole Supereplicas fiasco is award worthy! You guys rock!

RIP Jack - How fortunate for the sport that he lived to the ripe old age of 88, when so many of his contemporaries died young.

I wonder who said that? I like the red piping. The other Jalopnik person lied to you.

smooth moves, bud. That said, at least you ralphed outside the car. There was one time when a friend of a friend threw up in my family car (right in the front passenger footwell, not as hard to clean as you might think), so it coulda been worse.

No, part of what made the first Bioshock work so well was because you were in the first person you had no idea what was going on outside you're field of vision.