Is it too late to forward this piece to OceanGate, maybe?

TBH, Total Recall and Demolition Man are the 20th century equivalent of Nostradamus, considering all the stuff they predicted right

I wonder if the target audience will be the same idiots who keep their airpods on at all times, yelling into the air and getting distracted by a dozen different things on their apple watches while you’re actually trying to talk to them.

I just crawled out from under a rock, is that what every new car is gonna look like from now on?

4 years in the Brazilian army and one of the most important lessons I’ve learned was to never touch a Land Rover again.

From personal experience, they’re just... not good. Back when I was in the (Brazilian) army, we acquired several Defenders for both general and special purposes, and everyone liked them better at first. Land Rover is a well known manufacturer of world class off-road vehicles, so the Defenders had to be better than the…

Chalk it up to regional differences I guess... here in Brazil, this safety score is an opt-in, which I did just because, and they send automated messages every now and then depending on your “performance”. More like advices than actual warnings, but still...

Also, Aquiris is based on my hometown of Porto Alegre, and they actually rendered it pretty well on a past update, all the landmarks and such. It’s a small addon, but it’s sure worth checking out just to drive down my neck of the virtual woods

No idea why Top Gear became so popular here in Brazil, but if I were to guess, I’d say it was because of the splitscreen Multiplayer. See, Brazil was never a rich country, and Brazilian kids always had to do their fair share of, well, sharing, so if you had siblings at home, and most 80's/90's kids in Brazil did, you…

Eh, I’ve had OnStar bug me about the weirdest shit for the sake of “safe driving”, they’ll message me about pretty much anything, like driving too early, driving too late at night, driving a bit over the speed limit, or a bit under. And I’m a pretty safe right lane driver these days, I just engage cruise control to 6…

Why are people trying to solve problems they just created themselves? How is that any kind of evolution at all? 

If you haven’t played Horizon Chase yet, please do so. The game is a silky smooth love letter, to 90s arcade racers, such as Top Gear and Outrun, with retro graphics and sound and fits just right into the cartoonish style followed by both of these games. In fact, I’m willing tk bet Horizon Chase is the game that…

So... 900 thousand brazilian monies, for what is essentially a 4 wheeled appliance, in direct conversion. Nice. Never thought I’d be glad that I can1t afford something

Word. Racing is racing, and as far as I know, the Model S doesn’t go racing anywhere at all so, while it sure sounds cool that it’s capable of a sub 2 second 0-60, why bother? It’s pointless and far less exciting than a slower car with character.

“Ram’s truck is threatening to consume Ford’s truck, in a violent orgy of teeth penetrating thick hides, jaws crushing bones, organs rupturing and ejecting foul fluids.”

Yeah, but that’s kind of my point, I mean, this isn’t the first time they’ve had to deal with empty stands, most od Indy’s recent history has been a turbulent period

True that. I guess Indy just knows how to carry itself over a turbulent period, thanks to the splits that nearly killed the series a decade ago. I’d love to see it return to the glory days of the early 90's, when WDCs were crossing the atlantic full time and the series was giving F1 a run for its money. 

I guess in that sense, yeah, but in general administrative BS issues, closer to everyday issues, it’s same old, same old. Massive, expensive, slow, inefficient state, uber-privileged political class, inefectual or barely non existent social programs, oppressive economic landscape for the average Joe, no infrastructure…

I wish, that way we could the shit and maybe fix things around here lmao

Yeah, he’s a shitstain alright, but it’s not like we had it any better before. He’s just worse because he’s the shitstain that figured out you can harness the Power of Ass to maintain a follower base strong and stupid enough to keep him and his family and buddies in power, growing ever richer and more rotten. The…