Drivers: With big budgets came amazing drivers. Ever wish that we didn't need pay drivers in any series? Cigarettes are the answer. Teams would have money to hire who they pleased, not every Maldonado that comes to the door with a bucket of cash and the unique ability to crash into everything. It wouldn't eliminate…

A cigarette sponsorship of a racing team does not immediately mean that you need to start smoking. You are still allowed to think for yourself. See, you have a brain which allows you to have independent thought. You don't need to be part of a collective that sees a cigarette sponsorship and then goes off and smokes…

My first inclination is that it needs to sound more metal.

A sad reminder that we're not just a bunch of 1's and 0's out there, but real flesh and blood. Be excellent to one another. RIP.

"The top-of-the-line SS model came with a 396 V8 (though actually a 402 in 1970), pumping out somewhere north of 375 horses."

Well, Mark Fields is Jewish. Ford's next car will be powered by Henry Ford turning in his grave.

That looks reallyyyy good without the blacked out nose.

Dodge does not care for your opinion.

I rented one once for the drive from Miami to Key West. 135 miles of virtually straight road and it still handled horribly. It also sucked.

Thanks so much, man. I'll get those pictures and post them. You guys are a wonderfully informed group and I just lurk there. You know, rebuilding a car will give me at least 500 lesbian points (the gay mafia tallies these things at our secret meetings with other members of the Illuminati.

You're a Jalopnik frequenter, no? I have something to ask, but someone told me not to ask anyone in person because it might be "dangerous" to ask someone in person because it may be valuable. My grandfather had what appears to me, based on an extensive search of Google Images, a Triumph T3 from 1956. It looks like it…

LOL! I get that a semifunctional engine is important for a car buyer, but I'd try rolling up on a big wheel to work than Sebring. I'll tell you what: this is going to take gay guys' reputation for having impeccable taste and judgment in purchases. I don't know if they'll recover from this and, frankly, they deserve it…

That's like when I was shitfaced one night and had the option of banging this hot guy who was following me all night and an okay girl. I'm a lesbian (which the guy new, BTW), so I took the girl because her lack of a penis made her "good enough." The REAL question is, what car was the other person considering was so…

Ashley Force, like all the Force family, seems quite lovely and I can't fault her for wanting to bring cats with her on her trips. The life of a racer is a life on the road, and Ashley, like myself, has a hard time thinking of a place as a home without my cat.

If you take out the 'cute' cars from the gay list, then you have some pretty awesome wheels. Miata, 3 Series and Wrangler. Obviously the Sebring is just there to counterbalance the coolness factor.

A new Ferrari with one of these:

I bought and sold my first 12 houses without an inpection and married my first 6 wives after just a couple weeks of dating. No problems so far! Maybe when I'm in my 30s I'll take a more mature perspective.

Both good questions.