My Roadtrip through Argentina and Chile looked more fun than that. And faster too, as there are stretches of road where you can do 140 kph for miles...

Ah, so this is what Schadenfreude feels like. I like it!

My god, that noise... I have no words for that sound

Is that... from an actual commercial?

So, you know, after taking the time to watch this again, and again, I really feel like removing and replacing my tires. And I don’t mean rotating them or whatever, just pulling them off and putting them back on, just because I can.

I’m not even mad. This is amazing! That someone could fail so utterly at this is something I could understand, but three people, plus an onlooker who knows how to change tires because he was a navy seal could look so dumb while utterly failing at this is something I didn’t think I’d see in this lifetime. Well done…

Bummer this won’t air in Brazil... Drive America is something I've wanted to do since I was at least 13, maybe younger.

I honestly can’t remember the last time I had to parallel park... It's dangerous to leave your car in the street in Brazil, so I use enclosed parking lots most of the time.

For a car company, Hummer makes a pretty bitching backpack though. I bought one sure I'd regret it later on, but it's actually pretty great.

Can I have one of those cookies?

Just stop being so fucking afraid of everything! Seriously, driving in the US is about the less dangerous thing that comes to mind when you live in Brazil and might get gunned down for as low as 20 bucks.

A GPS Link? Please tell me you're not serious...

A GPS link? Please tell me you're not serious.

Oh yeah, that's great fucking news for those of us who live nowhere near an open race track, in a third world country where autonomous cars will probably be even more dangerous than fucktard drivers. I'd rather deal with the drivers, thank you very much.

I've only ever owned one car, so it would have to be it, but I've also owned this one car for 20 years, so that's hardly unreliable.

Me and my friends have been doing that in tabletop RPGs for a while now. Save for medieval fantasy settings, I always play some sort of stunt driver of incredible skill, And the games usually involve a lot of travelling and fighting evil on 4 wheels.

To be honest, as soon as our latest corruption scandal hits Banco do Brasil, Felipe Nasr probably won't have a lot of funding to pay for that seat anyways...

If I remember correctly, only the Tempra sedans didn't come from Italy at first, being built in Argentina, while the Tipo was offered in three versions; 1.6, 2.0 and 2.0 Sedicivalvole, all imported from Italy. Local production wouldn't start until the models were discontinued in Italy, and the tooling, or part of it,…

Interesting. I'd always assumed all Tipos had the massive rear hatch made in fiberglass from the get go. Mine is italian built though, as was every Tipo sold in Brazil before 1996, so I'm pretty sure substantially different is a bit of an overstatement here.

Now, I know the Tempra SW was also available with all-wheel drive, a turbodiesel with lots of torque and larger gas engines, but ours was the 1.4 and there was nothing sportwagonish about it apart from the folding rear bumper, which was very practical indeed. Also, it was a manual. That was good, because the other…