ITT: Literal children complaining that they didn’t get the toy they wanted. Proceed with caution.

A lot of anti-cranberry sauce and green bean casserole sentiment on this site today. I’m shook.

I’m surprised that none of the reviews I’ve read have said much about the relatively short playtime for this game. Generally, for launch price, I want something that I can’t finish in 10-20 hours. I will eventually buy this game, I want to play it, but I’ll probably wait until it drops closer to $40. That said, I’m onl…

My man out here pulling jokes from 2016.

The idea that soup with bread is a meal but a noodle soup isn’t is making my brain bleed. If you can consider ramen a meal but not chicken noodle soup, Allison is right, you need better soup or a bigger bowl. Soup is like sandwiches in that it can be as much or as little as your heart desires. Soup is everything.

Yuck. I’ve always steered clear of fandom subs. People lose it in that echo-chamber.

It’s a shame to see that this guy got bullied by the fan community because, as a Twin Peaks obsessive who watched this immediately upon its posting, I thought this was an incredibly interesting take. I have watched an ungodly number of analysis videos on the series, film, and Return, and his is easily one of the most…

Holy fuck that was embarrassing. 

Pretty selfish of you to disregard reality for your own comfort. Sometimes it’s not about what’s easier for you. Instead, think of all of the lives you could better by just simply never subjecting anyone to your nonsensical phrasing or clear misunderstanding of punctuation ever again. Babies could be born into a more b…

Truly this is a question where, regardless of where you fall, everyone is a winner. Fried pickles are pure joy. However, I definitely prefer the spears if they’re done well. More pickle for your money, and a better vehicle for dipping into that creamy ranch goodness. That said, I don’t disagree with other commenters…

Please never write anything ever again. Holy fuck.

Hey, don’t lump all of us 20-somethings in with this philistine.

This happens to me constantly, partially because I hate letting food spoil and am terrible at buying in single portions. My go-to lately (because healthy) is just a super quick sauté of some asparagus, onion, cherry tomato, and chicken sausage that I finish with a splash of balsamic vinegar. Goes great with rice or…

I am a (nearly) 27 year old living in a major city making under 40k a year. I had the sandwich. It was good, and showed excellent potential if it had been made by someone who wasn’t making his 700th sandwich of the day at minimum wage. Unfortunately, only one pickle was present. Despite this I contend that even in its…

Alanah on Kotaku! You have invaded all of my video game news outlets and frankly I am here for it.

I don’t disagree, but I think you’re overestimating how casually a company as large as Universal would just toss this dipshit and find another replacement (because god knows he’s not the only Gru working there). Sitting on their thumbs while they figure out if he was aware of the gesture’s current connotations seems…

And I respect your right to not have enjoyed the Return. But you can’t just say it was awful. On basic merits of filmmaking that’s just not true. If you want the credit of having a nuanced take then make one.

Or that’s you’re opinion. My opinion is that you’re a dipshit.

There are also a lot of smaller diners that don’t have the name/chain recognition that places like Norm’s or Big Boy have. I personally love the cheap and delicious grub from Beep’s diner in Van Nuys, but there’s also Jinky’s (which has a few locations), the 101 Coffee Shop on Franklin, Diner on Main in Alhambra, and…

Hell yeah, rack ‘em up, king.