Jokes are funny.

Shouts out to the Vallartas and 99 Ranches out here selling cheap and good produce. Special shoutout to my favorite Armenian market in NoHo, Olive Fresh Garden.

Counterpoint: It’s not demonstrably false if your sample size is “me” and you consciously eat like shit. Just make better food-related decisions, ya dingus. 

***Fucked up and added the final two sentences without moving the parenthetical back into place. 786° has the Tikka Masala pizza, not Gracie’s. That is all.

At least you have one thing to be proud of.

The pies at 786° are around the size of those at Blaze, roughly 12" personals, so there might be more crust than you’d imagine, but I totally get your point. Their menu also isn’t particularly traditional, either, but that’s part of the appeal. It’s hard enough to find competently made pizza in LA. For the best…

There’s a pizza place near me that uses an oven (allegedly) made from volcanic rock from Pompeii, and it cooks a pizza in a minute and a half. GREAT pizza too. It’s called 786°, LA locals can find it in the Valley and I think they just opened a location in Pasadena.

I know this has been asked to death, but seriously, what the fuck?

ITT: This man has some dumb ass takes and dies on his hills. No one mourns.

I love when a trailer doesn’t give away what the movie is about, but this trailer may have literally just been a sketch for a fake movie called“Emotionally Devastating but Important: An Oscars Contender.”

Yeah, I think that was their point.

I see Del Toro’s “Mountains of Madness” script come up pretty often in these kind of lists, and I have to assume that whoever still wants this to happen hasn’t read the script that’s online for it. It’s terrible. I like Del Toro in general but I don’t think he’s the right fit for Lovecraft, his storytelling is just…

No, that’s Yoni Wolf.

Well thank you for introducing me to Jordan Underneath. “Puppet Nightmare” is very much my shit.

Adam Green is a real man with whom you should acquaint yourself. He and Buddy Bradley.

Fuck you guy, 4 million people live in LA who can give this man business. Even patronizing him ironically for goofy ‘90s portraits is still money in his pocket. Just because your world is small doesn’t mean everyone else’s has to be.

My thoughts exactly. Used to live close to there on 46th and Normandy and that’s an adequate description of most cars you’ll see.

As long as the standard Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco remains available, I can sleep at night.

Good luck with your hot chicken man. The step that took mine over the edge was, after frying, grab your bowl of spice mix and ladle in a half cup or so of the hot oil, then brush the chicken down with the spicy oil. Shit bangs.

I’m sorry you have so little going on that you felt the need to be transphobic in a comments section, and then be obstinate about it. And I run a production office, but I’ll be sure to let the PAs know that they should be having fun. Enjoy working the drive-thru! ;)