As another white dude, I do not endorse this dumbass shit. You can’t subjugate a group of people different from you and claim that that difference is somehow not a part of your decision-making process. When that difference is race, that shit’s racist. Any other take is in extremely bad faith.

I guess J.O. stands for jerk off, because that’s what you are and seems to be all you’re interested in doing.

damn you sure got em

You’re actually just wrong here. Having read the script, there’s literally no way anyone who watches this movie would come out of it thinking that Hitler was somehow a cool guy, just that Taika making fun of Hitler is an absolute joy.

To answer one of your questions posed in the stray thoughts: I think the watery visions were a really strange (and unnecessary) misdirect for Bonnie’s eventual fate. Obviously they wanted us to believe at certain points that not only was she “drowning” in the face of the lie, but would also maybe end up dead. Yet…

The franchisees are doing god’s work. I love McDonald’s more than I ought to, but their chicken sandwiches are trash compared to any competitors’.

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One entry that this list is woefully missing than any fan of this genre (or horror in general) absolutely needs to check out is “Lake Mungo.” Presented as a more straightforward documentary, talking heads at all, it covers the mysterious death of a girl and the subsequent haunting(?) of her family. Sometimes wildly…

Yo what. I’m 27, can recognize Robert Redford with and without a beard, and saw Jeremiah Johnson long before this meme popped up. This is some wild levels of face blindness/dumbshit.

*doesn’t play the game, shades an obvious improvement in costuming for clicks*

Damn, Gita, you’re one of my favorite contributors to Kotaku but this take is straight butt.

It would be impossible for me to truly pick a winner here, as I love any and all soups. No discrimination. Ramen might be my favorite, but that was included in the Noodle Draft so I understand its absence here. However, Kevin once again gets my vote purely on the mention of Liuzza’s by the Track. When I was driving…

Ladies and gentleman: A Bad Take.

As Kevin and I would have almost the exact same picks, it easily goes to him. But to include both Chicken in a Biscuit and Chili Cheese Fritos? That is digging so deep into my own favorite treats that I think Kevin Pang may actually be an alternate identity of mine, living unbeknownst to me as I sleep. Which of us is…

My daily lunch has become a salad, and my company is good enough to have the fridge space for me to just keep the fixings at work, but even if I didn’t the prep is practically nothing: I do cook up chicken breasts and shred them for the salad (very quick an easy in the instant pot!), but beyond that it’s just dried…

I am not a man with strong opinions about pizza. I love tomato sauce and cheese enough that you can slap anything on that bad boy and I’m likely to eat it, no complaints. But I do have serious feelings invested in this garlic debate.

I’ve always enjoyed the simplistic appeal of the Neapolitan/Grandma/Margherita styles…

I’ve enjoyed weighing in on these fantasy drafts, and Kevin gets my vote today for an unbelievably delicious roster, but nearly everything on this list is a complete banger of a sandwich (although admittedly I’ve never had a french dip!). The sandwich is god-tier food architecture. You can easily assemble a full food…

For people who were disappointed with the conclusion of this week’s Game of Thrones, watching this immediately after made it all the more comically ludicrous. I was grateful.

While I think a lot of the action of this episode— especially within the first 45 minutes— was absolutely breathtaking in execution, I’m ultimately really disappointed. Mainly, for three reasons: Dany and Jon were ostensibly useless, despite seeming at the edge of death throughout the entire episode basically everyone…

Despite being a English speaking American, I was really surprised by all of the videos using the English dialogue. Sounded weird, definitely preferred the Japanese voice acting.

Fried Pickles.

*drops mic*