Got to give it to Kevin for the all around great roster. The Jr. Bacon is an unsung hero of the fast food world: a value menu item that comes with all the veggie fixin’s of a regular burger AND bacon? We truly are not worthy. McDonald’s fries are of course unmatched, but special shout out to David for the inclusion of…

Terrible clip. Guy shooting the video is singing too loud to hear Cage really at all.

Thank you for clarifying. I’ve been trying to click and drag that link from my laptop across the room to my SNES for HOURS.

Audition? There’s much more upsetting shit out there, even within the confines of professional cinema.

This, sir, is a terrible hill to die on.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but also this is a bad take.

As someone who lived with a bunch of MIT people throughout college and spent a ton of time there, going to MIT is definitely not a barometer for gauging intelligence.

I’ve got to give it to Gwen again today, purely because all of her toppings combined sound like a burger I would actually eat, whereas the rest are all good toppings but not necessarily collectively on a burger. Not sure if that’s the criteria I should be judging on, but who cares. HOWEVER, never before have I had a…

You’re welcome!

So you make the point that “Jesus movie isn’t worth talking about” by writing a couple hundred words reiterating the same Yeshua shit that literally everyone with passing interest in biblical history knows? And mention nothing about the movie? How do you think making a point works? Your comment was as useful as this…

I think that it’s totally valid to lament how the show has moved from sprawling political intrigue to more standard high fantasy fare, but to discount the grandiose ending it’s been building toward as simply dumb by the nature of its exorbitance is also dumb. Aside from the fact that we don’t know what will happen,…

what’s your point, dude

Gwen clearly has the superior lineup here, and for one big reason: sustainability. Pizza, egg rolls, and tikka masala are all good enough choices that they require no explanation. Subs and tacos fall into a similar category as crowd-pleasing food staples: grains, meat, veggies and sauce is an indispensable…

the idea that you think only stand-ups understand the (poorly executed) theme is probably way funnier than your set.

As someone who spent the better part of an hour last night fighting the second Corrupted Monk, that video up there is like getting spit in the eye.

As someone who loved Ninja Gaiden as a boy, this has quickly become one of my favorite From games, partially due to the fact that I think I might actually be good at this one.

A different Asian twist on the bloody (Caesar or otherwise) that I tried once was replacing the horseradish with wasabi and the vodka for sake (I think, it was years ago at some random breakfast spot on a road trip). Also delicious!

What a story, excellent read. Thank you for your opinion, sir.

Fair enough. He did specifically say nominees, even if internally I read “how did this win.” The most infuriating part of this is that we have to talk about this movie at all, let alone as an Oscar winner. Anyway, I relent.

Yeah someone already corrected me without being a dick about it. The members of those branches/guilds vote on nominees, everybody in the Academy votes on who wins. So no, still not exactly how that works, but I wasn’t 100% accurate either. No reason to get your ass all chafed though.