Hmm, I guess I didn’t realize that. Thanks for the clarification!

No, that’s not how it works. That’s why the individual guilds have their own awards.

I think the deli is Barney Greengrass’.

As a lifelong fan (read: addict) of fast food, I only recently tried a Crunchwrap Supreme and sweet god of ground beef was I pleased. Only an architect could have devised such an ingenious construction, a testament to the bastardization of culture and cuisine, and I am here for it. The McGriddle as well is a feat of…

So basically take the first act from Disney’s Hercules and make it gritty. I can fuck with it.

Please, gods of stealth and espionage, give us a remaster of Chaos Theory.

“I preferred ‘A Quiet Place.’”

Honestly, I like most of Danny Boyle’s stuff, but this sounds like the dumbest fucking premise I have ever heard. It’s like he ripped it from a r/writing prompt.

Emily writes terrible reviews, mostly complaining about how the shows aren’t doing what she wants them to do. Anyone who followed along with her through Castle Rock knows what I’m talking about.

“I quite liked A Star is Born” and “The Favourite is one I’d definitely skip” are really the only things you need to say. From there on we can ignore literally any opinion you have. Although Green Book not being about race relations is a hilarious take.

If you didn’t like the first 40 then you didn’t make a mistake, you just have horrible taste.

Don’t want to see The Favourite? Damn, guess you’re going to miss the best movie of the year.

“Patty Faber (Candyce Hinkle)— “a dear, good woman,” the priest calls their witness, and Hays echoes him ruefully—makes not, as the detectives have been saying, straw dolls, but chaff dolls.”

Holy fuck this is a hack job of a sentence. How are you a professional writer?

These are bad takes.

This is why I like my Crock Pot Express: the easy-to-clean non-stick pot!

This is why I like my Crock Pot Express: the easy-to-clean non-stick pot!

This is why I like my Crock Pot Express: the easy-to-clean non-stick pot!

This is why I like my Crock Pot Express: the easy-to-clean non-stick pot!

Why the fuck would I read your comments regularly? Are you writing novels or some shit? And don’t back pedal, you said “There’s nothing inherently illegal or immoral or wrong theoretically with peeing on a teen or thinking that it’s funny to do so.” A teen, as in in reference to the 15 year old that Kelly peed on. In…

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“There’s nothing inherently illegal or immoral or wrong theoretically with peeing on a teen or thinking that it’s funny to do so.”

Damn. That’s a hot take. You’re on a list now, bro.

I mean, you can just be wrong, it’s all good.

Sure. And I guess, to be fair, I wasn’t accurate in saying they were specifically critical of Kelly himself. Not that I’m the first person in this thread to attempt explaining this to you, but the second sketch you referenced is obviously satirizing the die-hard fans/complacent consumers of media who would rather be…