pbnjellyfish
PBnJellyFish
pbnjellyfish

You are correct. Referring to your spouse as “mom” or “dad” in a family conversation is perfectly normal. As in “Mom is going to live somewhere else because dad had dinner with his female coworker last night.”

You don’t have to be Sigmund Freud to see how’s Trump’s behaviors towards Russia contradict everything about him and totally points to something suspicious.

Another woke little dude. Saw this on twitter.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas...

Even if we did we wouldn’t call them kilometers. It’d be “freedom miles” or something equally stupid. Instead of kilograms, patriot pounds. In fact I’m going to tweet this so I can be sure our soon-to-be president will see it.

fave joke thus far:

Yeah. I’m a Canadian who was born with a major heart defect and I am doing a Ph.D. at a very good university, and I thank the universe every night that I’m Canadian. If I were American, I would not be able to pay for either my life or my education.

What a weirdly distortive article that misrepresents and misunderstands quite a lot of things surrounding the re-issue of Mein Kamp. I suggest you all calm down with your “fuck you Germany”s (lovely...just lovely...) and read the BBC article for some context: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38495456

Current Canadian socialist here: I don’t lose half of my income to taxes. Nowhere near, actually. And I get health care taken care of, fully. And I don’t worry about which public school my kids go to because they’re all, more-or-less, pretty great. And on and on. I’m kind of pumped this guy moved to the States,

The horrors of Canadian socialism? What a jackass. I pay half of my paycheck in the US for shit health care and weaponry.

More than because of the rise of the Alt-Right, it’s worth considering the possibility that the sudden surge in interest in Mein Kampf in Germany might have something to do with the fact that when the book went into the public domain last year, it marked the first time it was legally available in Germany for 71 years.

I totally see your POV, Aimée. And this is an easy subject to make fun of.

I’m going to name my kids Ashward, Debissa, and Scotthony!

I have to tell the truth, when you said Mase, I thought of rapper Mase, not small Kardashian Mase.

“Such a nasty astrophysicist.” - Donald Trump about Carl Sagan, maybe

LOL, “publishing hose” I’m not even going to edit that, my stickey U key actually improved my comment ;)

“I’m so very sorry, but when we were stitching you up Dr. WTF sewed his finger to your labia. It didn’t worsen the tear, but fluids mixed and we do need to do an HIV test. After we re-sew.”

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

Dude, you are now going to get a million replies where cyclists comment on the number of times vehicle drivers have failed to obey the rules of the road. Maybe it’s not as one-sided as you make it out to be, and everyone can learn to share the road and drive defensively.