This is always my question. It's like they totally skip over the commandments regarding stealing, adultery, and wanting other people's shit.

When they released it, the servers were down for DAYS.

This post reminded me that I need to pick up my vegan uterus-shaped ice cream cake with "abortions rule" script.

Well, you have to concede that this dude not having the power to stop total strangers from getting married is a tremendous imposition upon his freedom.

I know Tina Fey has created a few turds,

So you're procrastinating on your netflix signup?

I know there are thousands of women in sororities and millions who have been. WHY?! I can usually come up with a devil's advocate argument for why people might do things I don't understand, but I got nothing on this one.

Well, I never expected the child of Cuban-American diplomacy to be a literal child.

it doesn't seem amazing work to you that so many people were saved? "Totally incompetent "?

Hayden, I'ma let you have your baby, but, Jessica Simpson's first pregnancy was the longest of all time.

Marie's granddaughter is also married to her lover Langevin's grandson. Their son is an astrophysicist.

Ugh like that report from the consultant who helped the police understand other cultures? Hearing about that made me so mad. Like I could not believe anyone would pay for something so ignorant sounding.

SPOILER ALERT: One person calls it "Mail Kimp."

MacKay acknowledged Mulcair's point, but said it was "deeply disappointing" for Mulcair "to try to make this a partisan issue on such a day."

It was about ethics in gaming journalism.

(The game isn't specifically targeted to kids, but it's rated 4+, and it's hard to imagine many adults who want to spend time nurturing pretend cats.)

"Syed was convicted in 2000 of robbery, false imprisonment"

like seriously

Rachel — a beautiful, fun, hot mess of an American Apparel wet dream who would regularly take naps on the banquette at Table 30 mid-service.