They should adapt that dreamcast game Semen.

You’re the one who outbid me?

I’ve already bought the movie rights to the 1998 hit Playstation game Punky Skunk. Best $1.50 I’ve ever spent.

Sounds like Big Bidet got to you already

Wiping optional?

I’m really glad she’s getting better and has found a community and support system to help her navigate sobriety.

I keep a Kosher home, so Spam doesn’t figure into my cooking. However, as a 9 year-old, a careless babysitter once gave me Spam on a bun. It was pretty good.

Subway’s also offering a free cookie until Dec 4 to all Rewards members, FYI.

The less you use it, the longer you can use it.

It officially does not encourage bleach use:

Interesting fact about the splash-less bleach in the photo: It should not be used to disinfect. I learned this in a moment where I had never wanted bleach more in my life. A few years ago we had an unfortunate rat problem. A trap in a bathroom had maimed, but not killed one of the rats, and there was blood everywhere.…

I too, am food suggestible. It’s hell. 

Now I want scalloped potatoes, also with scallops.

I grew up eating the scalloped and au gratin potatoes from the box. LOVED them! Almost made the meatloaf palatable. 

Way past an age when I should have known better (or looked it up) I thought scallops were potatoes. Cuz scalloped potatoes. So if someone told me about imitation potato scallops, I would have believed that for much longer than acceptable. 

Aren’t hammers cordless by definition?

hey!

You’re supposed to yield when merging, asshole!

“Apparently, that was always an option.”

Salespeople add zero value to the experience. I know more about the cars I’m interested n then they do. They don’t even know the simple things like what they actually have in inventory. Everything they do they look up on the computer, and they are the one thing between me and a good price on a car. If I can actually…