I worked for Kay for about a year and a half. Little over. My direct manager remains one of the most genuinely good people I’ve ever had the pleasure of working for. After a year and a half, I was ready to move on and put my two weeks in. My boss asked me to stay on for a couple weeks more because he and the assistant…

I didn’t realize all of these tacky stores were owned by the same parent company. No fucking wonder their jewelry is universally ugly.

Much like the rest of the Trump administration. Sean really knows how to pick his battles.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

So you’re saying that he’s saying that liberals are...planning their town hall attendance? Amazing!

Kellyanne will put out some statement about wanting other ventures and but happy for the opportunity to work with the “President”. 5 minutes later, 45 will tweet how useless and awful she was and he had to fire her; and then make a weekly tweet on how much he hates her.

God, he is so desperate to be liked.

Haha - fingers crossed that can be the title of a book about his resignation. Soon.

I kinda wanna see him being perp walked in an orange jumpsuit but I’ll take your way if necessary.

What I don’t get is why they don’t ask themselves, why is Trump so hell bent on helping Russia? We’re supposed to believe he just really wants a “good relationship” with them? That makes no sense and is belied by virtually everything Trump has ever said or done.

if I did a tenth of what [Hillary Clinton] did, I would be in jail today.”

Lock him up! Lock him up!

fucking hot take, coming through!

I’m delighted to see this. One because he’s a tool, and two, because it shows that folks in these red constituencies are actually standing up for the things we all want for each other and ourselves - namely human rights, healthcare, and education.

Okay but can we keep some of the Revolutionary War era cosplay? That way we can attract the Hamilton stans and also I personally like tricorn hats.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

This is great. Now I can feel secure my future children will be force-fed Creationism, even though I’m a Jew.

All of my exes must be THRIVING in life right now.

Alternate Headline: Vice President Vows to Defy the Will of the People; Confirm Public-School-Hating, Pyramid-Scheme Heiress & Largest Soft Money Donor to GOP Betsy DeVos.