The whole time I am watching internally screaming: “No, noooo, goodness this is awkward... stop... just, no. Stop. Please stop. This is so awkward. Who wrote this scene? Stop looking at her boobs. Stop. No. Aww, hand kiss. No.”

There was a really great piece about someone being hit by a bus once. Forget who wrote it, but it was really good!

Cannot believe for a second that he basically implored them to not negatively criticize the President and his cabinet. HAHAH! I have no sympathy for these massively underqualified fools.

I saw that picture of the Obamas gently comforting and guiding her inside and it broke my heart a little! I am not a fan of Melania, and she clearly knew what she was getting herself into marrying him, but still... I can’t help but think that whatever abuse she is suffering from this awful man has been increasing…

On a creepy side note, can we also discuss the revelation that Mike Pence calls his wife “mother” instead of Karen, Mrs. V.P., or even babycakes? It’s in the new Rolling Stone article, he says things like “Mother, what china are we eating on?” This is in front of guests and not apparently joking. He is the fucking…

I love alternative news.

People have noticed that the Cheeto left her behind when he entered the White House, abandoning her for the Obamas to guide gently inside.

EVEN IVANKA’S FACE CHANGES!!!!!!!!

Here’s another angle:

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

I hope everyone continues to harrass them. This behavior is pathetic.

I don’t feel “bad” for Spicer, but I’ve been in DC for a long time now and I’ve seen a lot of press secretaries come and go, but Spicer is already at the peak “I’m going to have a fucking aneurysm from this job at any moment!” phase that typically takes at least 1-2 years to hit. He’s on Day 4. Dude is seriously going…

It’s not about one tweet, it’s not about one picture, it’s about a constant theme. It’s about sitting here every time, and being told, “No. Well we don’t think he can do that, he’ll never accomplish that, he can’t win that, it won’t be the biggest, it’s not gonna be that good, the crowds aren’t that big, he’s not…

4. 2 men, 2 women. Then he’ll start holding the press conferences himself.

How many press secretaries do you think he’s going to run through in the first year?

The alternative fact of the matter is that he won 95% of the total votes and his approval rating is higher than an adorable kitty hiding in a box of packing peanuts

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

When more people actually voted for your opponent, it’s hard to rally the proverbial troops under the banner of “look how much support I have!”

Kellyanne Conway, “President Trump is having the jellybeans audited, he will release the finding when the audit is done, it is the lying media that only cares about the jellybean count.”

Ten bucks to the first reporter to bring Dippin Dots to a press conference.