Kellyanne Conway, “President Trump is having the jellybeans audited, he will release the finding when the audit is done, it is the lying media that only cares about the jellybean count.”

Ten bucks to the first reporter to bring Dippin Dots to a press conference.

We did a good job today. We humiliated him, and everyone knows that’s what he fears the most.

Jenna: “Once Trump got elected, I was like, I’m going to be here—and comments I got from other people in my life that voted for him, like ‘I don’t understand why you’re even going, it’s not like you can change the presidency.’ And I was like, okay, thank you, because now I know for sure that I’m going.”

I think my favorite moment during the march was listening to the man behind me very matter of factly explaining to his 7- or 8-year-old son that they were marching because a lot of people discriminate against women just because they’re women and one of those people is our new president and it’s important to speak out…

I also have to make a special post for 80 year old Rose Riter of Huntington, WV, who made me promise to spread her picture, with her name and hometown, on any social media I use because she wanted to embarrass her children.

Can I share my poster from the Denver march here? Because I’m super proud of it and still riding a giddy high from the march. What did you guys’ posters say?

Guys, I’m so proud of everyone who marched today. Please share any thoughts, photos, or experiences so I can fully express my gratitude.

I totally forgot I had this gif until you posted that song. I’m going to start using it again.

While he was never trim, I really think he’s gained a ton of weight since towards the end of the election.

I really want him to succomb to the stress and beat the William Henry Harrison record (31 days.)

WHY NOT BOTH

This picture is a nice thing:

Kelly Conway is the ultimate a paid mercenary, a true Hessian. Just look at all the things Conway said about Cheetolini when she worked for Ted Cruz, her own words that she now contradicts every time she has to explain what Cheetolini really meant.

That possibility never crossed my mind. Glad you can have (some) peace of mind now.

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

Thanks, Obama.

I’m not sure what you mean. I’m just saying Trump doesn’t strike me as a trickle-down conservative so no reason for him to support this. Trump is not as conservative on economic issues as other Republicans so he knows repealing the ACA will make a huge mess and the fact that the press won’t report on all the poor…

I see what you did there, but not sure if intentional. It’s golden though.