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Doing another thread for school stuff!

Yea I’m loving Andy right now. The people who are all “but even the cops didn’t see bruises” don’t understand that a bruise doesn’t appear right away, it usually appears hours later and sometimes takes up to a day to appear, these people need to go away.... I work with a lot of them... and this is all I have been

I love it when guys defend other guys by talking about *their* own friendship as evidence for why the guy must not have beaten his female partner. It’s like white guys saying “my white friend has always been great to me, there’s no way he’s racist!!”

Query: is the only point of swim caps to keep your hair unmermaid-like?

It’s not even a proper thumbs-up! WHY DOES DONALD TRUMP HATE AMERICA’S MOST TRADITIONAL HAND GESTURE??!!?!

I was about to say, “I DO!” but then realized that I’m not under 30.

Oh God, so, SO missed.

You are greatly missed around these parts, Lindy!

Can’t help but wonder how colossally hungover Marco is this morning.

Fucking Chad.

So you not only knew Anna Faris had a podcast, you listen to said podcast! Is it good? Does everyone in the world have a podcast?!

I am very happy for Jean Ralphios sister even if she is THE WORSSSSSST.

There was SOOOOO much sexual tension between them on Anna’s podcast, I remember thinking if I were her husband, I would be suspicious.

but the parks do need money...

“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to retire because I will never again write a better headline. Goodbye!”

I don’t have to hold my nose. I’ll vote for whoever is the dem nom joyously.

Dakota Johnson looks deeply uncomfortable in that photo. At least Elle Fanning is buffered by the fact that she clearly has no idea who Rita is.

Every woman I have ever met has wanted to fuck a peacock while being subtly told how horrible she is... so he’s obviously a very smart man with impeccable taste in hats!

We need a palate cleanser.