Good mornin', everyone! Going to usurp Dirtbag real quick... My boyfriend is getting back from a two week trip tonight. Besides a lame banner or balloons, does anyone have a good idea for the 'welcome home' at the airport?

Although I wouldn't wear most of this (cash deficit) I completely appreciate the theme. That said...

Wonder how long she had to practice that pose? It looks really uncomfortable.

Totally agree. My boyfriend and I debated whether it was/wasn't prerecorded the entire time.

Brush your teeth, please. You have people to marry.

I came here to say the same... I want skin like that. Flawless make up, too!

Google 'IUDivas'! You'll learn a ton there.

Doesn't she call her genitalia "my sex?" I don't remember specifically, but remember it seemed incredibly childish.

Your problem is that you are applying logic and consideration for others.

Is this posted as a question to the seller? Genius. : )

Anyone know how to do this on the iPhone app? I can't find it fast enough...

They issue optional Tiaras!!!

Skyla. Mirena's little sister, in both size and hormone dosage. Just got back from my five week check up!

I so needed that!! I had to break down and tell my 27 year old male co-worker that my cramps were so bad, I couldn't get out of my chair. He got me ibuprofen and helped me stand. I've got my sights set on the six month mark, then I'll make a choice whether to evict this thing or not.

Skyla, here! Five weeks in. Still feeling the change over.

Ed Hardy sweats = Earth implosion!!!

Sweatpants > Ed Hardy

I was a rabid fan since 2002, with a giant collection and several shows under my belt. As soon as I heard about the ICP collaboration, I said to myself, "Self, you are never giving Third Man another cent."

The difficult hiring process is nothing compared to the mental turmoil caused by solving everyone else's "worst day ever" problems all day long. You sign up because you realize you happen to have the mindset that allows you to put your blood and body on the line for strangers and society, and you go home just hoping…

At 1:51, the little guy totally says, "That's yummy!"